your friendly neighborhood web slinger
spiderman
I have been trapped in a tower by my mother forced to heal her every time
rapunzel
I am the adopted son of the vigilante who roams gotham city
what's black and white and read all over?
newspaper
if 1 is 3, 2 is 3. 3 is 5, what is 4?
4 is four (letters)
it's a bird, it's a plane, no it's him
superman
I was a baker, turned into a frog, fought off a necromancer, and ended up becoming a princess
Tiana
A dog that can fly?
krypto
There was an airplane crash, everyone single person died except 2 people, how is that possible?
they were married or a couple
how do you make a bucket weigh less?
A hole
My name is ___, and I am the fastest man alive
flash
Elsa
I am the sidekick of mermaid man
Barnacle boy
a truck driver was going down a one way street the wrong way, there are cops but he's not caught. How?
he's not driving, just walking
the person who makes it has no need for it.
the person who purchases it does not use it
and the person who does use it does not know he/she is using it
Coffin