Which professor had this crazy case?
65 yr old M patient with hx of HTN, tobacco use presented with back pain of acute onset of 2 hrs duration. Tachycardic and diaphoretic, Pacing around the exam room, Soft non tender Abd, No pulsatile masses, Bilateral lower extremities pale, cool, pulseless.
*150 bonus points if you can guess the diagnosis!
Professor Mazalewski
These classmates have both met celebrities - Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber
*25 bonus points if you guess who met who!
Sarah P and Allyson
This professor has an irrational fear of birds
Professor Ellis
These classmates have never broken a bone
Nathan and Marina
This classmate has touched a hammerhead shark
Joe
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*100 bonus points if you can guess what the object is!
Professor Wilkin
This classmate once broke an arm falling out of a treehouse
Riley
This professor reads the Atlantic magazine every morning and their favorite current comedian is Jordan Klepper
Professor Elliott
This classmate wore glasses until age 12
Alexis
This classmate has traveled to 5 continents
Sophie
68 yr old F with PMH DM, HTN presents with abnormal movements on left side of body for last 6 weeks. Presents as it is getting worse and now in lower leg. Takes OTC supplements only. CT head shows circumscribed hyperdense right striatal region without mass effect or surrounding edema. BS 475.
*150 bonus points if you can guess the diagnosis!
Professor Ellis
This classmate went to an AC/DC concert at the wise age of 10
Madison
This professor lives in their great-grandparents’ house, which has been in the family since it was built in 1952
Professor Gavzer
This classmate knows how to hand knit blankets
Haihley
The first time this classmate left the US was to nanny in Australia for a month
Faith
30 something male in the hospital for upper GI bleed of unknown source. Bloody emesis kept repeating, but Hgb remained stable. EGD negative, CT scans negative. We started workup for hemoptysis when my supervising doctor suspected he was actually accessing his IV line and swallowing blood. He was put in a room with security camera and there were no more bleed events and he left AMA.
Professor Wilkin
This classmate LOVES history and archeology and could spend hours researching - especially the renaissance era and Greek/Roman archeology - and knows tons of random historical information
Bailie
This professor just accomplished becoming a Level 3.5 tennis player
Professor Mazalewski
This classmate started riding dirt bikes at age 5
Ashley
This classmate has the same birthday as Barack Obama
*50 bonus points if you can guess the zodiac sign!
Trude
A patient sustained an animal bite and was started on rabies prophylaxis and antibiotics. They developed an allergic reaction, prompting a round of steroids and changing the antibiotic. The second antibiotic then led to a c diff infection, which required yet another antibiotic. This cascade of events began because the patient, worried a raccoon might attack their 100 pound dog, picked it up and threw it over a fence.
Professor Gavzer
This classmate played the trombone, string base, and viola in high school
Jordan
This professor has been stabbed in the face
Professor Wilkin
These classmates are both wedding officiants and have each married one couple
Leona and Kaitlyn
This classmate is currently learning to play the harmonica
Taylor