This substance is responsible for bad karaoke, regrettable texts, and thinking you can dance
alcohol
This side effect can turn your patient into a very confused story teller and occurs with both carbazepine and oxcarbazepine...no need to call nephrology
hyponatremia
Caused by newborns, night shifts, and Netflix binges, this condition is known to make 2+2="potato"
Sleep deprivation
Due to the increased risk of serious rash, this medication must be restarted at the initial dose if stopped for >6 days
Lamotrigine (Lamictal)
Everyone and their dog is allergic to these and one was discovered from mold in 1928
Carbapenems & penicillins
This side effect makes you feel like your gums are auditioning for a starring role instead of your teeth, which ASM caused this side effect
Phenytoin
This medication is used for depression and smoking cessation but I lower seizure threshold
Buproprion (Wellbutrin)
Topiramate, carbamazepine, divalproex, and phenytoin are all teratogenic which of these does not decrease the concentration of oral contraceptives
Divalproex
This is what you feel both when you step on a Lego and your boss says "Lets circle back."
physical & emotional stress
This medication says, "I've got your brain covered...just don't forget your water bottle."
Topiramate