what do you call a bear with no teeth
a gummy bear
what has to be broken before you can use it ?
an egg
what goes forwarded and does not go back
your age
what are 2 things you can not eat in the morning
lunch and dinner
what did the buffalo say when his son left for collage?
Bison
what has a lot of teeth but can't bite?
A comb
why did the dog cross the street
to get a treat
what is always coming but never arrives
tomorrow
how do you make an octopus laugh ?
with ten- tickles
how many apples can you have in an empty box?
Only one.After that the box isn't empty.
why was 6 scared of seven
because 7 ate 9
what gets always gets wetter the more it dries
a towel
why was the fish scared to play basket ball ?
he was scared of the net
What has a bottom at the top?
your legs
what do you call a man with nothing but a nose
no body nose
what do you call an alligator in a vest?
an investigator
your in a room with three lights switches and a room with a light bulb.You can't see the light bulb from the switch room.How do you figure out which switch controls the bulb by only opening the door once.
Go into the room with the light bulb.The light is on is the second switch. The bulb that is warm is the first switch. The bulb that is off and cold is the third switch.
who likes to eat cookies a lot
cookie monster