ADD
Something that papa does sometimes as a result of leaving his phone on while putting it away
What is pocket dialling
Freezers, a cane, and 1.49 day
Who is Nanna
“I will not.”
Who is Val
Who is Franco caputo
The name wigger is derived from this part of a cat
What is whisker
This holiday causes the most ADD of the year
What is Christmas Eve
Husband to a nurse, soccer coach, and most importantly, future best man to my brother’s wedding
Who is coach Kelly
“And a ceda concetaaaaaaa, a binuta maddonna”
Who is Emily
Often doesn’t get invited to family events. She has too many kids too
Who is Carolina
What was the name of my first jelly cat
Who is Mr winters
This person claimed they died because they have curly hair
Who is Aiden barranger
a physician who’s name kind of rhymes with the Italian word for fish. Not very useful
Who is dr Lesh
“Happy Birthday Nicholas. Wishing on stars was never enough- you were born to reach for them. You have made Sandro, Joanne and their family very proud.”
Who is Sal Carson
He smells like polo and you might him flying
Who is Compari Lui
What was Mia’s original name
Who is Minka
A son of two teachers yet he still has add
Who is Kelsey
This guy is associated with a lower case letter. He also makes sausages with with grandparents
Who is Oliver potestio
This individual sand a song about dill pickles at no Nonna’s funeral
Who is Todd rende
This cross eyed Italian may be caught trying to sell you a vehicle
Who is maria cugliegta
Previous lover of Joanne seen at a lululemon. According to dad, he’s in great shape
Who is Mario Mecuri
dad wrote this on a school project.. the meaning is ubknown
What is ognal
This individual sang a song about dill pickles and Nonna’s funeral
Who is Todd Rende
During the game of life, she said “one two three ah ah ah”
Who in Nanna
Dark hair, thick eyelashes, and baking
Who is Mary Bossio
What was my very first university class
What is calculus