Riddle and Joke
You stop at Green, and start at Red! 'I love this' literally everyone has said! What am I?
A Watermelon
I am White when dirty, and Black when clean. I am a thing that all students have seen. What am I?
A Blackboard
Why do we dress Baby Girls in Pink, and Baby Boys in Blue? (Joke)
...Because they can't dress themselves!
I am a unique room, with no windows or doors! I'm not Rapunzel in Rapunzel's room singing lores! What am I?
A Mushroom
I give milk, but I have only one horn. Eliminate cow as that is already wrong! What am I?
A Milk Truck
When is it Bad Luck to have a black cat follow you?
When you are a mouse/rat
What does an elephant do when it rains?
Gets wet
Why do cows wear bells?
Because there horns don't work
What goes zzub- zzub?
A bee flying backwards
Why couldn't the leopard escape from the zoo?
Because it was spotted
I move, but have no legs! I write but I'm not a pen or pencil! I make a poise like a clock but I'm not a clock! Who or What am I?
A Typewriter
If a Red House made of Red Bricks, Green House made of Green Bricks, and a Yellow House made of Yellow Bricks. What is a Green House made of?
Glass
What is a Boxers favorite drink?
Punch
Who or what has never went to school still knows all of the languages?
An Echo
A Window
What do you have to break to use? I'm not an egg as my friend is already an egg! What am I?
A Nut
I have 6 eggs! I take 2 and crack them, then I take 2 and cook them, then I take 2 and eat them! How many eggs do I have?
4 Eggs
What has a bottom at the top?
A Leg
Who leaves all his customer away?
A Taxi Driver
When should you feed tiger's milk to a baby
When it's a Baby Tiger
Why do we carry Umbrellas?
Because they can't walk
Why do we go to School?
Because school can't come to us
What runs but has no legs?
A Nose
What do you throw when you use it and take it back when your done using it?
A Fishing Rod