Horsing Around
These legendary half-horse half-man hybrids would need to purchase very peculiar pants in order to function within modern society.
Centaurs
This menu item at Moe's Southwest Grill might have been named after Ariana Grande
Homewrecker
"The Roots" drummer + most famous chipmunk
Questlove Alvin
Your Kobie T-shirts utilize this luxurious fabric mix, including cotton, polyester, and rayon
tri-blend
"Horse" is a popular way to play this sport in a less squeaky way.
Basketball
Sabrina, in the 90's, before she was a Carpenter
The Teenage Witch
popular deep fried egg in Japan + island prison
Quail Alcatraz
If you have any T-shirts made 100% of this, you might feel like you're being cooked inside of a trash bag if you wear one on a hot summer day. Drys quickly, at least!
polyester
Q Lazzarus' gift to society was this equestrian farewell anthem with spiritual undertones, featured in "Silence of the Lambs"
Goodbye Horses
This singer's rise to fame was predicted by a computer commercial in the early 2000's. "Dude, you're getting..."
Adele
not-quite-Chipotle + they "have the meats"
Cotton
This old phrase/saying might have been cooked up as Greek propaganda during the Trojan War
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
This "Lucky" lady has spent the past few years dancing around with knives, on instagram.
Britney Spears
Name of a feathered serpent deity + the name of the associated empire
Queztalcoatl Aztec
This is the original trademarked brand name of Spandex - a polyurethane polymer.
Lycra
J.D. Salinger's "Teddy" refers to life as this
a gift horse
This singer can be your hero, baby. You can take his breath away.
Enrique Iglesias
Liam Neeson's Star Wars character + Pokemon "Abra" final evolution
Qui-Gon Jinn Alakazam
Elastomultiester