Music
They write about exes, Easter eggs, and economic inflation through concert ticket sales.
Taylor Swift
They wear a suit that’s basically a high-tech insecurity complex
Iron man
Honey never spoils. Archaeologists found some still edible in this country’s ancient tombs.
Egypt
This activity is mandatory every Friday: snacks, skincare, and scrolling TikTok for 3 hours.
self-care
This country looks like a boot
Italy
They disappear for years, then drop an album that ruins everyone’s mental stability.
Frank Ocean
This guy really said “I am inevitable” and then still somehow wasn’t.
Thanos
Octopuses have this many hearts, and yes, one of them stops when they swim
three
Buying 5 nail polishes in one trip counts as “saving money” because each was on sale.
Girl Math
The tallest mountain in the world, but you’d need more than TikTok tips to climb it.
Mount Everest
This artist got canceled more times than anyone can count, yet somehow still owns the charts.
Drake
he’s a god, but apparently also very relatable when she throws shade in Asgard.
This planet rotates so slowly that a day on it lasts longer than a year.
venus
having a mental break down which means
cutting hair
This city never sleeps
NYC
They made everyone question morality by dating, divorcing, and dropping hits in rapid succession.
Kanye west
They were created to protect the world, but one of them just really likes monologues.
Superman
This country has more pyramids than Egypt, proving size isn’t everything.
sudan
Buying Starbucks at 7 AM, another at 11 AM, and a third at 4 PM counts as:
caffeinated productivity
This tiny country sits in Europe, looks like a dot, and is basically a luxury shopping simulation.
monaco
This artists casually made a song about a literal murder in the charts… and everyone jammed to it.
21 Savage or Eminem
They team up, fight gods, aliens, and sometimes each other
Justice team
This is the only letter not appearing on the periodic table
aesthetics that has two sides dark and light and both have to have bows
coquette
This river has more twists and turns than your favorite drama series
amazon river