riddle
100

What has only two words but thousands of letters?

what is The post office.

200

What building has the most stories?

what is the library

300

I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, and rivers but no water. What am I?

what is a map.

400

I have a mouth but never speak, a head but never weep, and a bed but never sleep, but I can run. What am I?  

what is a river.

500

"I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champagne bubble. If you squeeze me, I'll pop but if you'll look at me, you'll pop. Can you solve the riddle?"

What is no

M
e
n
u