Tek Trivia
The name that baby Teke was almost given
Stellaaaaa!
The hottest Disney character, according to Viv?
Hunk-ules (and that’s the gospel truth)
How did Vivian spell her name during her rebellious teenage years?
Vivienne
Teke’s favourite, and chronically mispronounced, fast food item
Bacon Mushroom Mallet
According to Viv, does she regret not having any daughters?
She reports no regrets. However, we have not believed her for a second and we sincerely thank her for lying.
In the early 2010s, Vivian changed her name from Rerri to James, using the following rationale for not returning to her maiden name.
"Brand new me, brand to name, haters"
Teke’s first girlfriend
Tessa Camitti (Fiance)
According to Viv, who has been the favourite out of the women her sons have dated?
Liz Chernichenko.
How old is Vivian James today?
Impossible to say. Like a well-fitting pair of jeans, she is timeless.
The type of animal most loved and hated in the Rerri household circa 2011
Reptiles
Who is the hottest apostle, according to Viv?
Judas (girls love a bad boy)
What is the best time of day to manipulate Vivian?
In the morning before coffee. She would literally agree to enter the hunger games.
This tiny celebrity is often said to be Teke's real father
Danny Devito
According to Viv, who is her favourite son right now (AKA mommy’s #1 most special boy)?
Obviously, Teke.
How was Vivian born?
From the incomprehensible collision of stardust, anti-matter, an kinetic energy which creates all angels.