Describe the sport
Hit tiny spheroid into woods, curse, hit into lake, curse, score round of 120, go to clubhouse for needed beer
Gold
George Bush
Ronald Reagan
Blend mayonnaise, vinegar & sugar, then add shredded green & red cabbage to make this
Cole slaw
Sunflower
Kansas
This garbage can dweller is so cranky that he's the first one voted off the island
Oscar the grouch
Protect oval spheroid like it was Hope Diamond, drag it across line to score 6, then throw it away & dance!
Football
Richard Nixon
Dwight D. Eisenhower
To make this, combine butter, brown sugar & corn syrup & pour over popcorn
Caramel corn
Orange blossom
Florida
Before the show even ends, this Muppet gets a contract to endorse the letter "C" & Oreos
Cookie monster
Throw spheroid called horsehide, but not always made of such, run 360 feet to score, get $252 million contract
Baseball
Harry Truman
Franklin D. Roosevelt
The main difference between recipes for white cake & yellow cake is the addition of these
Egg yolks
Magnolia
Mission (Louisiana)
This Transylvanian nobleman wins 1... 2... 3... 4... 5 immunity challenges
Count von count
Swat at disk of vulcanized rubber, hit twine to score, spend 5 minutes in the box for fighting, feel shame
Ice hockey
Thomas Jefferson
John Adams
This popular pigeon that may be broiled, grilled or roasted is farm-raised & hasn't yet learned how to fly
Squab
Golden poppy
California
The other Muppets were offended by this bear, who told bad jokes while walking around naked
Fozzie bear
Go 500 miles but only turn left, score points for Winston Cup, be very prepared to talk about your sponsors
Auto racing (NASCAR)
Theodore Roosevelt
William McKinley
There are 3 types of pork ribs you can barbecue: spareribs, country-style ribs & these, which include riblets
Baby back ribs
Bluebonnet
Texas
Blaming all mishaps on an unseen mastodon-like creature, he outlasted the others to win $1 million
Big bird