1st photo
Betamax
Dahil sa'yo ako'y matapang
Dahil sa'yo ako'y lalaban….
____________
Para sa'yo pagmamahal na walang katapusan
1st photo
Mechanized Memories
It’s long, firm, and people argue over whether it should be eaten dry or wet.
Spaghetti noodles
Teh, bet ko yung jowaers mo ang ganders!
I like your friend he’s handsome!
2nd photo
Haru
'Cause I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ____
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of _________?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a ____
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
ten, blonde fragility?, friend
2nd photo
Temporary Immoralism
It’s hot, steamy, and people usually blow on it.
Ramen
Mars aura na tayo bago pa mag chararat ang fezlak ko.
Friend let’s go before my face gets ugly.
3rd photo
Megan (katseye)
They're singing, "Happy birthday"
You just want to lay down and cry
………….?
Not just another birthday
It's thirty-ninety
3rd photo
The whole story of how a neat and proper strong willed young housewife ended up doing NTR
You usually put it in your mouth whole but some prefer starting from the tip
Banana
Echosera ka di naman totoo yun.
You’re exaggerating that’s not even true
4th photo
Aljur abrenica
1st verse
When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
…..
To see a marching band
He said, "Son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten and the damned?"
4th photo
Sister san
It squirts when you squeeze it too hard
Ketchup packets
Wait teh nawindang ako sa sinabi mo!
Wait girl Im shocked by what you said!
5th photo
Zack Tabudlo
Habata itara modoranai to itte
…..
Mezashita no wa aoi aoi ano sora
5th photo
Yagijiri pleasure district recruitment story
People usually grab it with both hands, tilt their head and let it slide in.
Corn on the cob
Saksak mo na yan sa banga, Mars.
Forget it already.