A Teacher?
“Mr Shirmer is going to start referring to himself in third person”
Shirmer
“Have you ever stopped to think about how a sperm swims?”
Dorman
“What’s up Big D?”
Shirmer (to Dorman)
“The other day I was teaching about the judicial branch and I told my kids to really listen up because some of them might be in jail someday”
Mrs. Davis
“We didn't eat buns because that's what the rich people ate. If i’m paying for it I want a real bun. I’m an adult I want a bun!”
Craig Funk