Stanbridge Lore
A mainstay of technology class, this software helped teach kids to type better...or how to get the fastest Words-Per-Minute by spamming a single key
Mavis Beacon
Sega Genesis does what Ninten-don't!
Dean Wald
It's the first material you need to gather for the tutorial quest line
Plant Fibers
N
Nitrogen
This bizarre location in a video game saw one of most explosive arguments that ended in the murder of a young man.
The Moon (Minecraft)
Matthew Davidson, a normal Junior High Student, was assumed by a young Anthony to in fact be this. Oh no.
An escaped slave 😨
Minecraft! On my Xbox!
Asher Dossetter
DAILY DOUBLE
Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Fe
Iron
OOH we're halfway there.
OOOOOHHH!!! _________
LIZARD ON A CHAIR!!
In high school, this student was responsible for knocking out the power to three of the classrooms for several days after making the baffling decision to stick a paper clip into an electrical socket
It was me, guys (Benji)
*nervous noises when technology issues arise*
Chad Young
Once a truly unbelievable food source, this crop's benefits were nerfed to obscurity, now best used to make glue
Super Corn
Ar
Argon
DAILY DOUBLE
Focus.
This Stanbridge student was known for an iconic pose with both his fists up in accomplishment, featured in almost every Stanbridge Yearbook.
Gabriel Grassie
Oreo! Or-O!
In the old days of the game, tools got better and higher level by doing this.
Crafting them over and over
Pb
Lead
These two words were blasted in maximum font on 7 Days to Die's first big sign.
Landmark Hoe
From very early on at Stanbridge, this student was known for going into elementary classrooms and impersonating everything from law enforcement to firefighters and teaching kids about what they did.
John Horn
GO BADGERS!
Scott Petrushka
With cold now more difficult to survive than ever, this mod for armor is now the only way players can brave the frigid tundra
Insulated Liner Mod
As
Arsenic
Sons of the Forest wouldn't be the same without this one-liner while at the wheel.
I really don't see why we have to bring insurance into this.