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Smelly Dookie Fart
200

These two words were used in Jack and Mikes Family Fued 2021 family name.

What are Jackass and Mike Oxbig/Jacka55 and Mike 0xb1g

200

This place was the bane of Jacks (and Mikes) existense. Thank god we are out of that melting pot!


What is Shallow

200

New Utrecht High School is home to a massive building that takes up half of these two blocks.

What are 79th/80th Streets

200

This person is described as his best mate or comrade.

Who is Jack Michelin Star Meal

200

The mitochondria of a cell is described as this.

What is the powerhouse of the cell

400

On the way to Scotland on a United Airlines Boeing 757, Jack and Mike woke up in Europe over the Atlantic. Our ears were clogged, but we repeated this faithful word to pass the time.

What is Jiffy

400

Nearby the sea, this shopping outlet is so reliable but has no parking whatsoever.

What is Caesars Bay

400

If you take a look at New Utrecht High School from the outside, you will see that it contains this many floors, storing classrooms, gymnasiums, swimming pool and locker rooms. (including roof and basement)

What is 7 floors

400

This person started jumping on the cafeteria table and started twerking, then danced around a pole, who is coincidentally also a Deep Islander.

Who is Plastic/NUHS plastic surgery

400

DAILY DOUBLE

The COVID-19 pandemic got us stuck at home. We made i-Movies on dads iPad; creating this iconic title featuring Jack and Mike "dancing" due to the same picture being applied over and over, creating the illusion.

What is "Siren Sound and Frisbee Rumba!"

600

Departing from Rome in an Airbus A320 to Lamezia Terme, Jack and Mike repeated this British dish that is eaten often.

What is Crumpet

600

This place will never come out no matter how long we wait.

What is Route 9.

600

There are two gymnasiums, named Gym 1 and Gym 2. Gym 1 is for basketball and male students. Gym 2 is for female students and other sports. Both gyms become this after the 7th period of the day to allow every student to have PE.

What is unisex


600

On the way to school from Brownsville, he saw a whole R32 8 car set at this subway station near a graveyard.

What is Ninth Avenue

600

Before taking off to go to Scotland, Young Lad Jack recalled hearing this TV shows theme song exactly 1 of 1, but in reality he has undiagnosed schizophrenia.

What is Caillou

800

DAILY DOUBLE

In 2025, Jack and Seif were the best of friends. Seif named funny name combinations and came up with this name that became a running joke, even used on Jacks present day 9th Grade Business and Technology PowerPoint documents.

Who/What is Marvin Girard

800

We like going to these two members houses just to watch planes fly-by from airports as we drive.

What are Aunt Ritas/Davids house.

800

The school bathrooms are described as this word which is a synonym for "poor" and came from World War II.

What is ghetto

800

It is bogus that this NUHS teacher stated that the plot of Disney Pixar "Cars" is that Lightning McQueen wanted to cheat but refused, prompting himself to get mad and hate the teacher forever.

Who is Mrs. Walker

800

Luigi aura farms, thats all we know, stand there, take pics, then just go. Specifically, there is this iconic store, where we all went once, and, we spread open the tarped door.


What is EK Supermarket

1000

David M created this two-worded phrase due to Jack being bored watching Inside Out in a push-in DBQ elective class in 2024.

What is "Stupid House"


1000

Jack and Mike went to these two parks that both were completely torn down and renovated at points. (name both)

What are the Petrosino and Gravesend Parks

1000

This three-digit number is Jacks locker number.

What is 392

1000

This person likes burying pickled deep down his throat, a former friend of his.

Who is Marin

1000

This isn't exactly the number of pencils in Jacks pencil case, but at least he can still write.

What is at least more than one

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