Santa’s reindeer need help ascending the hills of Italy, calling on this equine
What is Dominick the Donkey?
Shepherds hear the angels sing, “Alleluia hail the King!”
What is "Silent Night"?
Chocolate chips, sweetened condensed milk, vanilla
What is fudge?
The small town Christmas festivities likely kick off with this “enlightening” ceremony
What is a tree lighting ceremony?
Glean
What is angel?
In Melbourne, Santa unhitches his reindeer in favour of these bouncy locals
What are kangaroos?
Led by the light of faith serenely beaming, with glowing hearts by His cradle we stand.
What is "O Holy Night"?
Raisins, figs, cheries, flour, butter, cinnamon, orange juice, almonds
What is fruitcake?
Despite not having gone in years, one of the characters suggests taking a break to “slip” on some specialized footwear.
What is ice skating?
Dancy acne
What is candy cane?
Sinterklass travels from Spain to the Netherlands on this watery vessel, with his friend “Sooty”
What is a steamship?
Myrrh is mine; its bitter perfume breaths a life of gathering gloom
What is "We Three Kings"?
Bread cubes, onion, garlic, sage, parsley, rosemary, chicken stock
What is stuffing?
Every Hallmark family seemingly has a special version of these. Getting the chance to bake them is usually a sign things are going well
What are Christmas cookies?
Lag nard
What is garland?
Pop punk band Relient K recounts the tale of a disastrous Christmas: the toy shop is on fire, Rudolph is sick, and the sleigh broken down! Santa must resort to this mode of transportation, with a “sign that reads ‘Ho Ho! Slow down!’ ”
What is hitchhiking (or "Thumbin')?
From depths of hell your people save, and give them victory o’er the grave
What is "O Come O Come Emmanuel"?
Cheerios, Chex cereal, corn chips, pretzels, Worcestershire sauce, seasoning salt
What are nuts and bolts?
How to get someone out of a sour mood? Weld some ice shards together and propel them at their face, of course!
What is a snowball fight?
Cope nine
What is pine cone?
Is Santa a physics genius? In order to be in more than one place at a time, he might need to use this quantum principle
What is superposition?
The shepherds at those tidings rejoiced much in mind, and left their flocks afeeding in tempest, storm, and…wind?
What is "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"?
Ground beef, onion, oregano, salt, black pepper, cornstarch, water
What is meat pie (tourtiere)?
A Hallmark Christmas movie isn't complete without a kiss. But many movies, including the one in this image, mistakenly use this instead of mistletoe
What is holly?
Sick drafts
What are kids crafts?