Oversimplified Masechta
Freedom, food, and feast
What is מסכת פסחים?
An excellent iced tea and a great way to learn
What is Brisk?
This highly argumentative Rishon was immediately exiled to Israel after winning an argument
Who is the Ramban?
He said, "America is the Great Satan, and Israel is the little Satan"
Who is Ayatollah Khomeini?
He holds that the person who does בדיקה needs to do ביטול
Who is Rav Yehuda/Rav?
Daily Jewish routine
What is מסכת ברכות?
This Ram's last name is a form of affirmation
Who is Rav Kaye?
One of the few Rishonim without a שו"ת, this person is one of our Ramim's favorite commentator
Who is Rabbeinu Dovid?
He said, "אתה תהיה על ביתי ועל פיך ישק כל עמי"
Who is פרעה?
He holds you get כרת for eating certain grasshopper horned food on Pesach
Who is רבי מאיר?
How to make two places count as one
What is מסכת עירובין?
The worst lunch AND the worst seats in the Beis
What are sandvichim?
This relativley recently discovered Rishon almost never quotes an associate by name
Who is the מאירי?
He said, "World Jewry controls governments and pushes Communist influence against Muslims"
Who is The Grand Mufti?
He holds that זיתום המצרי contains barley
Who is רב יוסף?
What you ARE allowed to do when you’re not allowed to do anything
What is מסכת מועד קטן?
Rav Moshe's charismatic relative
Who is the רי"ז הלוי?
This Frenchy married someone who shares a name with Rashi's mother, daughter, and his own aunt
Who is Rabbeinu Tam?
He said, "Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized"
Who is Adolf Hitler?
He holds that when the Mishna on מה. says, "וכן לענין טומאה" it's talking about צירוף טומאה
Who is אביי?
When mistakes have consequences
What is מסכת כריתות?
His last name sounds like a topical pagan singing ritual
Who is Rav Dov Karoll?
Although he was a physician like many other commentators, he is one of two Rishonim who can be found printed on the Daf AND commented on both Shas and Chumash
Who is the Ran?
He said, "I feel like I’m too busy writing history to read it"
Who is Kanye West?
He holds that you need to return to Eretz Yisrael to burn your Shmittah
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