Hypertension
Diuretics
Formulas
Fluids
Dad Jokes
200

This is the goal BP for teens and adults

<120/80

200

This is mechanism of action for furosemide and location of action

What is Na/K/2Cl channel blocker ascending loop of Henle?

200

This is the formula for the anion gap

What is Na - HCO3 - Cl?

200

State the body fluid composition by percentage

What is intracellular 2/3, extracellular 1/3,

3/4 extracellular is interstitial, 1/4 is plasma?

200

Why did the chemist break up with water?

It was getting too basic

400

Name the 3 classes of antihypertensive medications that are first line therapy

Calcium channel blockers, angiotensin converting enzyme inhibitor, thiazides

400

This is mechanism of action for thiazides and location of action

What is Na/Cl channel blocker and DCT?

400

This is the formula for urinary anion gap

What is Urine Na + K - Cl?

400

What is the "maintenance rate" of a 44 kg kiddo?

84 cc/hr

400

What did the chlorine atom say to the sodium atom?

Ive got my ion you

600

This the gold standard for diagnosing hypertension in pediatrics

What is an ambulatory blood pressure monitor?
600

This is mechanism of action for spironolactone and location of action

What is mineralocorticoid receptor blocker in the collecting duct?

600

This is the formula for serum osmolality

What is 2(Na) + BUN/2.8 + Glu/18?

600

What is the sodium concentration of "normal" saline?

154 meq/L

600

Why did the proton bring a friend to the party? 

It wanted to stay positive

800

A patient presents with hypertensive emergency and is admitted to ICU. What is the goal decrease in BP over the next 24 hours?

No more than 25%

800

This is mechanism of action for acetazolamide and location of action

What is carbonic anhydrase inhibitor and the proximal tubule?

800

This is the formula for Fraction Excretion of Sodium

What is UNa x SCr / SNa x UCr?

800

What is the pH of normal saline?

5-5.5

800

Why shouldn't you throw sodium chloride at someone?

Its assalt

1000

An 8 yo M presents with very elevated BP. His dad, paternal uncle, paternal aunt and paternal grandfather all were diagnosed with elevated BP as a child. What is the most likely diagnosis?

Liddle syndrome

1000

This is mechanism of action for amiloride and location of action

What is EnaC blocker and distal collecting tubule?

1000

This is the formula for free water deficit

What is wt x 0.6 x (serum Na - goal Na/goal Na)?

1000

What is the concentration of Na, K, Cl, Lactate (or Bicarb), and Ca in Lactate Ringers?

130, 4, 109, 28, and 2.7

1000

What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A meano acid
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