Elf
Where do snowmen keep their money
in a Snow Bank
Which elf was the best singer
ElFis Presley
What kind of money do elves use?
Jingle Bills
Why are elves such great listeners?
Because they're all "EAR"!
How do elves communicate?
By "Elf"-mail!
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet
Why did Santa bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to HIGH school
What do reindeers use to keep their pants up?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
"It's Christmas, Eve"
Why does Santa go down the chimney?
Because it SOOTS him!
DAILY DOUBLE!
Knock, knock?
Who's there?
Mary. Mary who??
Mary Christmas!
What do you call an old snowman?
Water
What was the Christmas tree's favorite subject in high school?
Tree-gonome-tree!