Whoville Who Dunnit
This family member rear ended the back of a school bus because they were checking out hot ladies walking down the sidewalk. Thankfully for them, you can't go to jail for playin' the field.
Who is Papa Cliff?
Do not take this family member on a vacation with you. Which family member would get lost in their own neighborhood without GPS?
Who is Dawn?
Naughty List: This person hit someone with their car, and said victim fell in a ditch
Who is Erin?
The name of a twenty-foot-tall red dog who loves stories, his owner Emily Elizabeth, and enjoys new adventures with his friends Cleo and T-Bone
Who is Clifford the Big Red Dog?
This family member passes time passing gas. On this family member's first day on the job, everyone around them was coughing and laughing trying to figure out who it was. How did this family member get out of this predicament, you might ask? They were so embarrassed they said it must be something in the vents. Choose who you sit by at our white elephant this year carefully.
Who is Avery?
All I want for Christmas is a hint of vandalism and a splash of romance. This family member vandalized a grain silo with his friends to ask a girl to go to Prom with him.
Who is Tyler?
Cha ching! This family member bought a $500 Louis Vuitton wallet on vacation because they did not want the sales associate to think they were broke.
Who is Colton?
Naughty List: Which family member cried every morning before school in the morning in first grade?
Who is Cameron?
This African-American former talk-show host, media personality and author began her career as a radio DJ and quickly became known as a shock jock in New York City. She gained notoriety for her confrontational interviews with celebrities. She has coined the term, "She's an icon, she's a legend, and she is the moment."
Who is Wendy Williams?
Santa ordered a blue, blue blue blue Christmas for this grinchy soul. This family member likes to watch people and cars drive by from my couch.
Who is Colton?
At age 15, this family member drank a bottle of wine with their friend and trespassed into the country club pool for a little swim. When they were swimming, they saw two flash lights. This family member obliged with police, but their friend kept doggy paddlin' in the middle of the pool and told the cops, "I'm not done swimming yet." Later at the police station, his friend made a run for it, while our family member stayed put. In Court, clearly this family member received less community service than their buddy (so in comparison, what he did did not land him on the naughty list that year -- their friend could not confirm the same)
Who is John?
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. This family member's vacation nightmare is when she got a severe sunburn in Hawaii and looked like Joan Rivers for the whole trip (they called this family member a vampire because they only went out on the town at night).
Who is Avery?
Naughty list: Which family member would be upset about the amount spent on their gift and threaten to return it every year?
Who is Grandma Wendy?
This famous wrapper sings the sound track for the new grinch movie (such as "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch"), among other songs like see you again and magic wand.
Who is Tyler the Creator?
This family member may not have a certain "pass time" to share with the group, but they have past out twice at church (get it? Passed out? Passed time?)
Who is Tayle?
This family member broke the law by driving through a stop sign at 5 A.M. The cop ran this person down with the the lights and sirens. The cop pulled the family member over (while this family member was on their bicycle) and when asked what the problem was, he said the family member went through the stop sign and needed to follow the rules of a car. When interviewed by local reports after the event, a.k.a. me to prepare for this game, this family member purported, "I couldn't believe it."
Who is Treston?
One time coming back from a family vacation on an airplane, they started feeling really bad and finally decided they better get to the bathroom. After making their way to the bathroom and shutting the door, they hurried and sat down before all hell broke loose. Unfortunately, they forgot to lock the door and in the process of trying to clean out their system a man opened the door with two flight attendants standing behind him. This family member was caught brown-handed, and when interviewed by reporters after the shocking event (a.k.a. me), they state "I feel really bad they had to witness such an explosive moment!"
Who is Jason?
Naughty List: Which family member took their parents car before they had their drivers license and went and picked up their friends and drove them around without getting caught?
Who is Grandma Wendy?
This famous actor is the star of Aquaman and is an actor in the Game of Thrones.
Who is Jason Momoa?
This family member is a world-renowned ballerina (this might be a stretch...)
Who is Sydney?
This family member was pulled over twice by the same cop for the same reason.
Who is Matt?
Which family member received a wonder weenie during their birthday trip to Canada?
Who is Jason?
Naughty List: This family member had a little too much egg nog and threw up on a fellow family member's Nike Jordans in the back of an Uber after a night of drinking. For anyone that is curious, the Uber charged this family member $150 for the cleaning fee)
Who is Sydney?
The name of the acclaimed director of Titanic and globally recognized film-maker of Avatar?
Who is James Cameron?
Strap in, this is a weird one. This family member enjoys watching lawn mowing videos on YouTube.
Who is Katie?