Before earning a Master's, I laid my academic foundation by getting this specific bachelor's degree?
Bonus 50: I paired it with this minor?
BSSW (Bachelors of Science and Social Work)
Bonus: Political Science
I once divided a friend group by starting an iconic, highly unscientific debate over whether a queef counts as one of these.
Fart
While most people pick classic blues or greens, my ultimate favorite color is bright with a vibrant hue.
Orange
To build psychological safety and win over a skeptical public in the 1970s, computer designers used this literal office furniture metaphor so users would view a digital screen as a familiar, non-threatening workspace.
A desktop
I quickly picked up this large string instrument, eventually playing it in several award-winning ensembles.
String Bass
While serving as an RA on the 4th floor, I held authority over this specific person sitting in this room.
Dylan
I frequently use this popular two-word phrase to describe the absurdities of modern, hyper-consumerist society—arguing that extreme wealth gaps, corporate overreach, and billionaire spaceships are symptoms of this advanced phase of an economic system.
Late-stage Capitalism
This Greek mythology adventure series is one of my favorite things to read.
Percy Jackson
Despite being a household staple, this fruit does not exist in the wild and is actually an ancient, man-made hybrid created by humans cross-breeding a citron and a bitter orange.
Lemon
Making literal history right from the very start, I was proudly part of the first generation of children conceived through this modern advanced scientific method of fertilization.
IVF
This is the total length including refences and appendixes of my final Master of Social Work capstone report documenting the Medicine Horse grant library.
76 pages
This 2023 satirical film directed by Greta Gerwig has sparked countless passionate debates from me regarding its true feminist meaning and critique of the patriarchy.
Barbie
While visiting the Denver Zoo, you would most likely find me sitting in front of the enclosure for this specific primate, my absolute favorite animal
Orangutang
Proving that they are the absolute backbone of the behavioral healthcare system, clinically trained social workers make up this massive, exact percentage of all mental health professionals in the United States.
60%
I once made it all the way to the World Championship for this specific STEM-based competition.
Vex Robotics
The ultimate proof of my 6 years of academic survival. What is the massive page total of assignment currently living in my Google Drive.
1346
You can find me in the comments section passionately explaining that the theoretical, stateless ideals written by this 19th-century German philosopher are completely different from how they were actually implemented by 20th-century regimes.
Karl Marx
My athletic background is a unique mix of these three activities?
Swim, Dance, and Color Guard
Despite there being roughly this many registered nonprofits in Boulder County, I still somehow struggle to find a job.
2,900
Around the time I finished high school the panini started, I still frequently share and subscribed to this memes poking fun at the Class of 2020 missing out on this traditional milestone.
Talk about a major plot twist -- after committing to Montana State University in 2018, my original academic goal was to major in this STEM focus field?
Bonus 50: What minor was it going to be paired with?
Mechanical Engineering
Native Science
You can frequently find me on Reddit jumping into the trenches to defend this AJR member, Columbia University professor, and author of the movement-building book Amplify.
Adam
One way my dyslexia influences my everyday style is my genuine love for this specific, highly-debated font, which many find easier to read.
Comic Sans
Critical for community organizers and nonprofit fundraisers looking to build trust, this classic marketing rule states that a person must see a program or organization's name this exact number of times before they finally reach out to join.
7
What was my capstone about?
Medicine horse Grant Writing boiler plate