Name this little Calvin impersonator.

Austin
Snow or sun, hike or run, rod or reel - this region is among the most coveted by true outdoorsman worldwide.
Rangeley, ME
"And then we're going to go to the team shop and Grammy is going to buy me..."
Trapper
Aunt Janine spent her formative years eating sushi in the country.
Japan
LT isn't just for Lawrence Taylor. This RB holds the record for rushing TDs in a season with 28.
LaDanian Tomlinson
Name this kid who is rumored to still put underwear on his head.

Tanner
Save the date! You no longer get into national parks for free on MLK day or Juneteenth, but that's ok, because you can now get in free on this jackasses' birthday.
President Trump
"Penix is better"
Austin (who was clearly wrong)
Long ago, a bemulleted Grampy jumped on an international bus to this city to see Mick and the boys do their thing.
Montreal
Tom Brady leads the NFL in most NFL passes completed. Who is #2?
Ahoy Matey! Don't let this kid out in public with grammy and a credit card.

Trapper
A rim-to-rim-to-rim hike covers 42 miles on trails like Bright Angel and South Kaibab in this park.
Grand Canyon
"Stop being mean to Grammy!"
Anna
Uncle Brett put several social services to the test on his time studying abroad in this country.
England
This fun loving journeyman holds the record for pick sixes thrown in a season with 7.
Jameis Winston
It was totally worth compromising Grampy's plumbing for shots of kids like this one.

Tenley
This park has consistenly been the most visited, probably because everyone is on their way to Dollywood
Great Smoky Mountains National Park
"I can do 50 one handed push ups"
Tenley
Oui Oui! This many people in our family have visited France.
This Houston Oiler has the record for most interceptions in a season with 42.
George Blanda
Name this little terrified little sweetheart.

Anna
There are 63 national parks in the US, but the National Park System sees over this many sites in total
433
"Apparently the refs don't like me walking in a straight line"
Tanner
Uncle Chad picked cactus needles from Aunt Stacy's firm buttocks in this tropical locale.
British Virgin Islands
This Cardinal holds the all time record for targets in a season with 209 in 1997. You'll never guess who it is.
Rob Moore