Kirk Family
The member of the Kirk family who owns the highest combined value of clothes
Aaron
This movie was named the most-watched Netflix film of all time with 300 million views and centers around a singing trio who defend the human world with their pop music.
This celebrity captioned her engagement post "your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married".
Taylor Swift
These two numbers came from a song by a rapper named Skrilla, however, have become a meaningless chant that drives every teacher, parent, or literally anyone who interacts with Gen Alpha insane.
6 7
This well-known museum was robbed of $102 million worth of historical jewelry in broad daylight. The robbers made their getaway on electric scooters.
The Louvre
The member of the Kirk family who had the most unread messages in 2025.
Dan
This app was banned in the US, and the whole world melted down.
TikTok
This band went viral for accidentally exposing Astronomer's CEO, Andy Byron's affair on the kiss-cam mid concert.
Coldplay
This accessory went viral for its adorable/creepy nature and was designed by an artist in Hong Kong named Kasing Lung.
Labubus
This religious figurehead died, and, for the first time, an American was chosen to fill his shoes.
Pope Francis
The member of the Kirk family who had the most doctor's appointments in 2025
Anna
This sequel movie was a huge let-down compared to its predecessor's success, leading many to criticize the lead actresses' performances, personalities, and emotional tendencies.
Wicked: For Good
This singer performed at the 2025 halftime show and performed the very diss track he was actively being sued over.
Kendrick Lamar
These thin-soled shoes, initially made for indoor soccer and popular in the 1970s-1980s, have made their comeback in 2025 as the go-to all-purpose athleisure shoe.
Adidas Sambas
This year held the longest one of these in history, causing thousands of people to lose their jobs or work for weeks without pay.
Governmental shutdown
The member of the Kirk family who made the most decisions in 2025
This popular video game from 2009 became a critically acclaimed movie, grossing $958 million in box offices world-wide.
The Minecraft Movie
The son of the King of the Jungle who won the mirrorball on Dancing With The Stars.
Robert Irwin
This phrase came from a British travel ad and quickly became a vocal stim for all of America.
A war-stricken city was given a new name after Elon Musk teamed up with this "celebrity" to create an AI video that outlines his vision to transform it into a vacation spot, complete with gold statues of himself and a song that says he can "set you free".
Trump Gaza
The member of the Kirk family who consumed the most red 40 in 2025
Ava Grace
This artist got pushback when he broke his back and made a cheesy song about it.
Forrest Frank, "God's Got My Back"
This celebrity was cancelled because she called herself an "astronaut" after riding one of Jeff Bezos's private space shuttles outside of the earth's atmosphere for a total of 11 minutes while performing "What a Wonderful World".
Katy Perry
Aura Farming
The college campus on which Charlie Kirk was speaking when he was famously assassinated.
Utah Valley University