RECENT TV
TEXTING ABBREVIATIONS
WE DON'T DESERVE DOGS
ALLITERATIVE ANATOMY
Final Jeopardy!
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There's no sign of Batman, but we'll settle for a latex-laden Colin Farrell as the titular villain of this 2024 series

The Penguin

200

SMH:
I'm showing disapproval by moving my skull from side to side

shaking my head

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According to the National Hot Dog & Sausage Council, topping a wiener with this tomato-y condiment after you turn 18 is a no-no

ketchup

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Estimates show that, among humans, 10% of these umbilici are "outies"

bellybuttons

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GAMES PEOPLE PLAY

Unable to lift the ball as a toddler, Jason Belmonte devised a 2-handed throw that made him an outcast, then a champ, in this sport

400

This rock boss memorably appears in the final season of "Curb Your Enthusiasm"; he blames Larry for giving him COVID

Bruce Springsteen

400

NVM:
Actually, disregard what I just said (like how much I love that 1991 Nirvana album)

nevermind

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In the U.S., we officially celebrate hot dogs in this month, as nothing says independence like grabbing onto a plump foot-long

July

400

Your entire sole is resting on the ground? It's likely you have this condition

flat feet

400

Unable to lift the ball as a toddler, Jason Belmonte devised a 2-handed throw that made him an outcast, then a champ, in this sport

bowling

600

According to one journalist, this catchphrase from "The Bear" denotes "a collective thirst now felt toward Jeremy Allen White"

Yes, Chef

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TLDR:
Dude, you need an editor--that is overly verbose & I'm not looking at it

too long; didn't read (too long; don't read accepted)

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Put an all-beef wienie on a poppy seed bun & "drag it through the garden" to make a hot dog in the style of this Midwestern city


Chicago

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The layman's term for a fontanelle, an area on a newborn baby's head; it's also used to mean "a sentimental weakness"

a soft spot

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Kathryn Hahn acts like a total witch as the star of "Agatha All Along", a 2024 spin-off of this TV marvel

WandaVision

800

NGL:
I shall tell you the truth, the whole truth & nothing but the truth

not gonna lie

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A man with a dream, Kevin Malone says, "I just wanna lie on the beach & eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted" on this sitcom

The Office

800

Also called a laryngeal prominence, it's more prominent in males than females

a Adam's apple

1000

A rabbi & a podcaster walk into a relationship: it's the premise of this 2024 rom-com series starring Adam Brody & Kristen Bell

Nobody Wants This

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WYWH:
Like Pink Floyd said, my desire is for you to be in the same place as me right now

wish you were here

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In 1916 Polish immigrant Nathan Handwerker got "Famous" selling dogs for a nickel in this Brooklyn neighborhood

Coney Island

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Known as the building blocks of proteins, lysine & tryptophan are 2 types of these

amino acids

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