Christmas Gifts Nobody Wants
"Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell _______."
What is "rock"?
It's the worst cake of all time.
What is fruitcake?
Whether you want to construct a towering castle, speedy car, or just a wall of primary colors, these classic building blocks bring out the creative side of any child.
What are LEGOs?
Deck the halls with these cancer sticks and don't forget the lighter to smoke up a good respiratory infection.
What are cigarettes?
Add a splash of bourbon and a dash of nutmeg to this Christmas tradition drink and your in-laws won't seem so bad after all.
What is eggnog?
"It's beginning to look a lot like ___________."
What is "Christmas"?
This squeaky-clean stocking stuffer hangs in the shower and on the list of gifts nobody has asked for since 1978.
What is soap on a rope?
From fashion designer to astronaut, this iconic doll could do it all with countless outfits, accessories, and her main man Ken.
Who is Barbie?
Paired with small stones, clay pellets, steel ball bearings or marbles, this handheld weapon can launch pain onto its target with the force of its elastic band.
What is a slingshot?
This tiny elf made his debut in 2005 and created another stressful secret for parents to keep lying to their children to keep the Christmas spirit alive.
What is Elf on a Shelf?
"Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so ______________."
What is "delightful"?
Nothing says ‘Happy Holidays’ from the 80s like this fitness themed gift indicating a need for getting in better shape. Leg warmers not included.
What is a workout/fitness DVD?
This miliary action figure was more than just a toy, he was a hero and ready to take any mission you could imagine.
What is Fireball?
Wearing a magic hat, Frosty the Snowman comes to life saying these 2 words.
What is "Happy Birthday"?
"Rocking around, the Christmas tree".
What is "at the Christmas party hop"?
Ralphie's not-so-favorite gift from Aunt Clara in the movie Christmas Story.
What is a pink bunny suite?
Whether you were brushing these colorful pony's manes or building fantastical tales, these cute toys were a staple of imaginative play.
What is My Little Pony?
Used to strongly bond 2 surfaces together, this powerful sticky substance may be the perfect solution for kids who struggle to sit still at the dinner table.
What is super glue?
These horse-like creatures tow the line to get big Santa around the globe to deliver gifts on Christmas Eve.
What are reindeer?
"Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin', in the lane, snow is glistening'."
What is "a beautiful sight, we're happy tonight, walkin in a winter wonderland?"
This infamous membership was described as “the gift that keeps on giving all year,” much to Clark Griswold’s sticky disappointment.
What is Jelly of the Month club?
What are Hot Wheels?
Who needs a night light when you have this nifty tool used by chef's and bakers to scorch the roof of a perfectly delicious creme brulee.
What is a blow torch?
This semi-edible Christmas dessert that your aunt Ethel has been making for years is cold and sticky and rhymes with poot cake.
What is fruit cake?