Vacations
Where was our Summer House
Hemlock Farms (Land of the Elderly)
Class President, what a champ! (Also got a haircut)
What is moms measuring system for spices
I dont know, maybe a pinch, try it, just try it, what does it need, tell me, tell me
How long has dad been working on wall st
Since their was a wall
Michael gets incredibly mad when this isnt in the house
Ice (I buy it now, go buy some you lazy bum)
This kid famously screamed bloody murder at a tiny chipmunk, putting all of Disney on high alert of a terrorist attack
we know who
What sports did dad play in highschool
everything but getting a haircut (or shaving)
How tall is Mom
short
How many times has james mentioned wicked over the last week
67 times an hour (sometimes twice in the same sentence!)
This government organization is known for deporting illegals
ICE
At Aldi in pennsylvania, we would buy THESE juiceboxes
Sips
What political affilition is Dad
John, I wouldnt say im a Republican! Im a Constitutionalist!
What continent can John map in 41 seconds
Europe, (Achkully, its thirty nine)
FOUNDING OF ROME, DATE MONTH YEAR
April 21st, 753 BC
Dad shed a tear when this political figure was almost host
Donny T
Michael accused me of doing THIS in my sleep in pennsylvania
Snoring
Dad Famously visited this continent
What role did James play in the sound of music
i fell asleep
How many bananas does james buy per day
0
What is Johns favorite ICE flavor
Coca Cola
What animal did we find in the house in our latest vacation to Pennsylvania
A mouse (Mom: ahhhhh theres a mouuuuuseee, jumps on table)
Does dad have access to the nuclear codes?
I dont know, im not quite sold that hes my real father and not a CIA agent.
What is 9+10
21
How many bananas does James eat per day
11
What is colder, ice or moms glare
I am not being told to say this it is ice, ALRIGHT IT IS ICE