Rejected Greeting Cards
"Have fun in" this country! "But remember the State Department travel warning of Taliban insurgents in Kabul!"
Afghanistan
Route 495 takes those in New Jersey to Hell's Kitchen via this "presidential" tunnel
In 1453 the Turks captured Constantinople & killed the 11th emperor there to have this very appropriate name
Constantine
This book by Tolkien begins by telling us the title figure lived in a hole in the ground
The Hobbit
Get used to it, Gorsuch! By tradition this justice takes the notes, answers the phone & gets the door
The newest Supreme Court Justice
"It's OK, applicant! You didn't want to go to" this Calif. university a 6-mile drive from the Googleplex "anyway"
Stanford
This state's Highway 67 will get you a nice view of Devils Head Mountain in Pike National Forest
Colorado
In spring 1939 the U.K. instituted this compulsory measure in peacetime for the first time
The Draft
Alex, the narrator of this novel by Anthony Burgess, speaks Nadsat, a combination of Russian & Cockney English
A Clockwork Orange
Each justice gets 4 of these helpers who may hope to rise to the court themselves, as young Stephen Breyer did
Law Clerks
"Tummyache? Next time, take a close look at" this "C" food "casino", made with wine, Parmesan & bacon
Clams
West of Akron, Route 57 takes you over this 4-letter river, & you don't have to pay a toll to Charon
A symbol of this intellectual movement, Frederick II was dubbed "philosopher king"
The Enlightenment
Paul Baumer hopes to come out of World War I alive in this anti-war novel by Erich Maria Remarque
All Quiet on the Western Front
Thank her, the first female dean of Harvard Law, for getting a froyo machine installed in the cafeteria
Elena Kagan
"Nice surgery! You finally vented" this soft, purplish organ, that filters blood & stores platelets
Spleen
Take the 395 in this state to Inyo National Forest and to Devils Postpile along the middle fork of the San Joaquin River
California
In 1622 this cardinal was elected president of the Sorbonne & began rebuilding the university; he's buried in its chapel
Richelieu
Don't ask a librarian for Evelyn Waugh's "Brideshead"; this 1945 novel is not actually a sequel
It's not Pig Latin you're hearing, it's this word from Old French threepeated by the marshal each time court begins
Oyez, oyez, oyez
"Sorry you two had" these 14-letter "differences" that couples often cite as legal grounds for divorce
irreconcilable
Highway 71 gets you to America's deepest gorge, Hells Canyon, & this river that flows through it
The Snake
King Zog I ruled this Balkan country until 1939; Communist Enver Hoxha would lead it from 1944 to 1985
Albania
A domesticated dog reverts to its wild state in "The Call of the Wild"; the opposite happens in this other book by Jack London
White Fang
In 1790 this Sec. of State made fun of British wigs, putting an end to any thought of our justices wearing them
Thomas Jefferson