LOL
if trees go down, what goes up?
HOUSE PRICES
a child asks you if you know any Tree Jokes...what do you say?
"Nope, i'm STUMPED."
what music is a balloon afraid of?
POP
how is Trump related to space?
his hairline is OUT OF THIS WORLD
how many dead people are in the cemetary?
all of them.
what is the closest thing we have to ET?
chinese people
why are criminals related to DCYF?
they steal children
when a Na'vi is sad, what does its friend say?
"Why so BLUE?"
why did Neptune and Jupiter break up?
they needed some SPACE
where do cows come from?
the MOOOOOOOOOOON
whats 53 plus 14?
67
how is your hairline related to Social Studies?
their both ANCENT
who was the 1st president of clean clothes?
George WASHING-MACHINE
if ICE can defeat people with no criminal record, what cant they defeat?
SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what do you call a bottle with no cap?
de-CAP-itated
what food will a snail refuse to eat?
FAST food
who has "The Rock" defeated in wrestling?
paper and scissors
if women are afraid of razors, how do women go bald?
RAISING CHILDREN
why did the triangle go to gym?
TO STAY IN SHAPE
one tower got hit by a plane, and my uncle died in the second one...but who hit it?
MY UNCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
what hit the dinosaurs?
THE 4TH PLANE
if planets orbit the sun, what orbits earth?
Santa!!!!!!!!!!!!
how are Trump and homework related?
they both SUCK
how are Michael Jackson and a Chamelion related?
they BOTH CHANGE COLORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what happens when a banana gets sun-burnt?
they peel