Darwin
100

That's MY BESTIE!!!!!!!!!!!

What Darwin usually refers to Ernesto as?

200

That's above my pay grade...

When something he doesn't have an answer for is asked, this is stated?

300

The amount of time needed to recover after a social event.

What is at least one full day?

400

This message causes mild panic when it appears unexpectedly.

What is “Can I call you real quick?”

500

The one person an introvert secretly hopes will cancel plans.

Who is literally anyone?

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