Dad Jokes
That circus fire sure was _______
In tents!
"I dont want my egg quality declining for no good reason"
Lauren
GoW
Gears of War
A blessing in
disguise
O.J Simpson
Murder
I used to work at a calendar factory but I got fired because
I took a couple days off
"I could really go for some chili jam"
George
CoD:MW II
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
Cut somebody some
slack
Jimmy Saville
Liking them really young
I'm writing a book about glue but I'm
"Hey look, it’s Evelyn ‘Jail-Bait’ Slinger"
Robbie
HL
Half Life
Out of the frying pan and
into the fire
Elvis Presley
Liking them young
A herd of sheep walk into a
baaar
"I don't make the rules. I only enforce them."
Jake
DL
Dying Light
The best thing since
sliced bread
Caitlyn Jenner
Vehicular Manslaughter
"Its an electric drill!! YOU GET ME YOU KILL ME!!"
Chandler Bing
TS
The Sims
Familiarity breeds
contempt
Tobey Maguire
Underground Illegal Gambling Ring