This country is in the middle of the CUM Zone, sandwiched right between two large countries in North America. This country may be close to where we are, really close...
What is the United States of America?
This whole team may have looked sad during Super Bowl XLIX when Malcolm Butler, an undrafted rookie intercepted the most crucial pass of the game at the goal line.
Who is the Seahawks?
"I want you to park the big Mack truck..."
What is "Right in this little garage"?
Order these items by height (tallest to shortest):
Average Refrigerator
Jack Johnson
Steph Curry
Aiden Palmer
Robert Downey Jr.
What is Jack Johnson, Steph Curry, Average Refrigerator, Aiden Palmer, Robert Downey Jr.?
This white boy on the New England Patriots is the one and only savior of the NFL and is already the GOAT
Who is Drake "Drake Maye" Maye?
This island country is right off the coast of Europe, being known for tea, hating the French, and losing a 13 colony lead
What is England?
While this "alleged" Epstein Island Visitor may not have reason to be too sad, this man had the largest loss of net worth, losing around $200 billion dollars from late 2021 to early 2023
Who is Elon Musk?
"Say you can't sleep, baby, I know..."
What is "That's that me expresso"?
Order these players by most receiving yards (most to least):
Josh Allen
Tom Brady
Drew Brees
Jameis Winston
What is Drew Brees, Tom Brady, Jameis Winston, Josh Allen?
Being the inarguable goat of all time, this RA is known for simply being the greatest of all time
Who is Benji?
This drunk island country is right next to the United Kingdom, known for Guinness, getting drunk, and its greatest export being Connor McGregor
What is Ireland?
Although in the musical Hamilton, he may have mocked America, asking "Why so sad?", this king is famous for losing not 1, not 2, not 3, but 13 colonies to the newly formed United States of America
Who is King George III?
What is "Strawberry champagne on ice"?
Order these dorms by student capacity (most to least):
Earhart
Honors North & South
Tarkington
Hillenbrand
What is Hillenbrand, Honors, Earhart, Tarkington?
This president of the United States has been ranked as the GOAT in many presidential rankings, most well known for his involvement in helping America through the Great Depression and WWII
Who is Franklin D. Roosevelt?
This tiny country is surrounded by Italians, being known for only having 800 residents, everyone being old, and being really religious
What is the Vatican City/Holy See?
This college basketball team looked real sad after this loss, losing one of the most devasting losses in March Madness History, losing to Fairleigh Dickinson 63-58 in the first round
Who is Purdue?
"I knew you were trouble when you walked in..."
What is "So shame on me now"?
Order these songs by Spotify Streams (most to least):
Lose Yourself
Do I Wanna Know
Dance Monkey
Bohemian Rhapsody
What is Dance Monkey, Bohemian Rhapsody, Do I Wanna Know, Lose Yourself?
While not even the Wide Receiver 1 on his own team, this now Pro Bowl Wide Receiver goat helped lead his poverty franchise to a 6-11 record this year
Who is Tee Higgins?
This country is a tiny, border-faring country with a total population of 2.2 million people on the Western side of Africa. This country borders only two countries, Senegal and Guinea, and its most notable fact is that it is a top 5 exporter of cashews
What is Guinea-Bissau?
"We're goin' up, up, up, it's our moment..."
What is "You know together we're glowin'"?
Order these events by chronological order (earliest to most recent):
Rosa Parks Death
Nipplegate (Janet Jackson Super Bowl)
Lebron's Rookie Season
In Da Club Release
What is In Da Club Release, Lebron's Rookie Season, Nipplegate, Rosa Parks Death?
Even through the attempted threats of our sitting president, this goat is the current chair of the Federal Reserve and will continue to serve his term until this May
Who is Jerome Powell?