What Country Is That?
Why Does He Look Sad?
Finish the Lyrics
Order the Items
That's My Goat
100

This country is in the middle of the CUM Zone, sandwiched right between two large countries in North America. This country may be close to where we are, really close...

What is the United States of America?

100

This whole team may have looked sad during Super Bowl XLIX when Malcolm Butler, an undrafted rookie intercepted the most crucial pass of the game at the goal line.

Who is the Seahawks?

100

"I want you to park the big Mack truck..."

What is "Right in this little garage"?

100

Order these items by height (tallest to shortest):

Average Refrigerator 

Jack Johnson 

Steph Curry 

Aiden Palmer 

Robert Downey Jr. 


What is Jack Johnson, Steph Curry, Average Refrigerator, Aiden Palmer, Robert Downey Jr.?

100

This white boy on the New England Patriots is the one and only savior of the NFL and is already the GOAT

Who is Drake "Drake Maye" Maye?

200

This island country is right off the coast of Europe, being known for tea, hating the French, and losing a 13 colony lead

What is England?

200

While this "alleged" Epstein Island Visitor may not have reason to be too sad, this man had the largest loss of net worth, losing around $200 billion dollars from late 2021 to early 2023

Who is Elon Musk?

200

"Say you can't sleep, baby, I know..."

What is "That's that me expresso"?

200

Order these players by most receiving yards (most to least):

Josh Allen

Tom Brady

Drew Brees

Jameis Winston 

What is Drew Brees, Tom Brady, Jameis Winston, Josh Allen?

200

Being the inarguable goat of all time, this RA is known for simply being the greatest of all time

Who is Benji?

300

This drunk island country is right next to the United Kingdom, known for Guinness, getting drunk, and its greatest export being Connor McGregor

What is Ireland?

300

Although in the musical Hamilton, he may have mocked America, asking "Why so sad?", this king is famous for losing not 1, not 2, not 3, but 13 colonies to the newly formed United States of America

Who is King George III?

300
"Gold jewelry shining so bright..."

What is "Strawberry champagne on ice"?

300

Order these dorms by student capacity (most to least):

Earhart

Honors North & South

Tarkington

Hillenbrand 

What is Hillenbrand, Honors, Earhart, Tarkington?

300

This president of the United States has been ranked as the GOAT in many presidential rankings, most well known for his involvement in helping America through the Great Depression and WWII

Who is Franklin D. Roosevelt?

400

This tiny country is surrounded by Italians, being known for only having 800 residents, everyone being old, and being really religious 

What is the Vatican City/Holy See?

400

This college basketball team looked real sad after this loss, losing one of the most devasting losses in March Madness History, losing to Fairleigh Dickinson 63-58 in the first round

Who is Purdue?

400

"I knew you were trouble when you walked in..."

What is "So shame on me now"?

400

Order these songs by Spotify Streams (most to least):

Lose Yourself 

Do I Wanna Know

Dance Monkey

Bohemian Rhapsody

What is Dance Monkey, Bohemian Rhapsody, Do I Wanna Know, Lose Yourself?

400

While not even the Wide Receiver 1 on his own team, this now Pro Bowl Wide Receiver goat helped lead his poverty franchise to a 6-11 record this year

Who is Tee Higgins?

500

This country is a tiny, border-faring country with a total population of 2.2 million people on the Western side of Africa. This country borders only two countries, Senegal and Guinea, and its most notable fact is that it is a top 5 exporter of cashews

What is Guinea-Bissau?

500

"We're goin' up, up, up, it's our moment..."

What is "You know together we're glowin'"?

500

Order these events by chronological order (earliest to most recent):

Rosa Parks Death 

Nipplegate (Janet Jackson Super Bowl)

Lebron's Rookie Season 

In Da Club Release 


What is In Da Club Release, Lebron's Rookie Season, Nipplegate, Rosa Parks Death?

500

Even through the attempted threats of our sitting president, this goat is the current chair of the Federal Reserve and will continue to serve his term until this May

Who is Jerome Powell?

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