Biblical Pickup Lines
This compliment compares teeth to freshly washed ________
What are sheep?
These brothers took “sibling rivalry” from awkward Thanksgiving to first true-crime episode.
Who are Cain and Abel?
This guy basically said, “Can I get Aaron to handle the mic?”
Who is Moses?
This tall Philistine learned the hard way that height isn’t everything.
Who is Goliath?
Hint: I don't believe it, show me your hands.
Who is Thomas?
This verse praises a neck by comparing it to a _______
What is a tower?
This family drama involved favoritism, a fancy coat, and human trafficking.
Who is Joseph and his brothers?
This family dinner ended with a blessing stolen, a brother furious, and mom running damage control.
Who are Jacob and Esau?
This future king dodged spears thrown by his jealous boss.
Who is David?
I love salt-you are what you eat though..bummer
Who is Lott's wife?
Finish the verse: “Your hair is like a ______________________ descending from Mount Gilead”
What are a flock of goats?
These sisters competed hard… over who could have more babies.
Who are Leah and Rachel?
This woman asked, “Shall I indeed bear a child, now that I am old?”
Who is Sarah?
This queen’s name is basically ancient Bible code for “do not trust her.”
Who is Jezebel?
God said I was gonna be a daddy..but I took it upon myself to be a "baby daddy" instead.
Who is Abraham?