Correct the misheard lyrics
Let’s pee in the corner, let’s pee in the spotlight.
What is That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight.
Losing my Religion by REM
Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead?
What is National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.
If you cut down a cactus in this state, you could go to jail.
Gravity is a predictable force affecting all matter in the universe. #applethoughts
Who is Isaac Newton
Noseless guy has unhealthy obsession with teenage boy.
What is Harry Potter.
I’m gonna take my horse to a hotel room.
What is I’m gonna take my horse to old town road.
Old Town Road by Lil Nas X
If I’m not back in five minutes…just wait longer.
What is Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
The term “cheeseburger” was coined in this US State.
Da Nile isn’t just a river in Egypt. The rumors are true, I married Mark Antony today.
Who is Cleopatra
A family’s first Airbnb experience goes very wrong.
what is the Shining.
Kickin’ your cat all over the place.
What is Kicking your can all over the place.
We Will Rock You, Queen
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
What is Billy Madison.
This state is home to the world’s largest baseball, measuring 14 feet in circumference, and weighing approximately 4000 pounds.
What is Iowa, in Alexandria.
Happy ides of March, everyone - especially to my loyal friends Brutus and Cassius #Venividivici
Who is Julius Caesar
A teen boy plays matchmaker to his own parents.
What is Back to the Future.
Hold me closer Tony Danza.
What is Hold me closer tiny dancer.
Tiny Dancer, Elton John
I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt because it says, like “I wanna be formal, but I’m here to party, too”.
What is Talledega Nights.
In this US State, John B. Stetson created his western style cowboy hat, known as the cowboy style to this day.
What is Mississippi, at Dunn’s Falls.
I just finished painting the Sistine Chapel, and boy are my brushes tired. #artlife
Who is Michelangelo
A young man goes through a lot of trouble to return some stolen jewelry.
It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not.
What is It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not.
Livin’ on a Prayer, Bon Jovi
I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, really good looking.
What is Zoolander.
This US State is home to the most horses, per square mile, and the lwest number of divorces, by population.
What is New Jersey.
The driver can think again if he believes I’ll give uyp my seat. #endsegregation
Who is Rosa Parks.
Man gets steroids and a frisbee to fight off Nazis.
What is Captain America.