Dad Jokes
This is what you call cheese that isn’t yours.
What is nacho cheese?
Wrong: 2 sips
What is 12²
144
wrong: you and the person to your left takes 2 sips
This first president of the United States is known as the “Father of His Country.”
George Washington
Wrong: pick a partner to take 2 sips with you
This organ pumps blood throughout the body.
Heart
wrong: person to your left decides
Why did the bicycle fall over?
because it was two-tired
wrong: 2 sips
What is 25% of 80?
20
Wrong: 2 sips
This revolution began in 1789 and changed France’s government completely.
French Revolution
wrong: 3 sips
This condition makes it hard to breathe due to inflamed airways.
Asthma
wrong: take 5 fast deep breaths and take 2 sips
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
It let out a little wine
Wrong: group decide
A pizza is cut into 8 slices. You eat 3. What fraction remains?
5/8
Wrong: Person to your right decides
This document, signed in 1776, declared American independence from Britain.
Declaration of Independence
Wrong: waterfall
This muscle helps you breathe by moving up and down.
diaphragm
wrong: take 1 shot
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole-in-one
wrong: person to your right decides
If a car travels 60 miles in 1 hour, how far does it travel in 3 hours?
180 miles
Wrong: everybody sips
This city was the first permanent English settlement in North Carolina.
Roanoke Island
wrong: pick someone to take 3 sips with you
This is the longest bone in the human body.
Femur
wrong: waterfall
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner
wrong: All boys drink
What is 7 × 6 + 2
44
wrong: roll the dice, # it lands on is the # of sips
This movement led by Martin Luther King Jr. fought for equal rights in the U.S.
Civil Rights Movement
wrong: 4 sips
This organ produces bile and helps detoxify the body.
Liver
wrong: group decides