Riddles
You see me once in June, twice in November, but never in May. What am I?
The letter "e"
This is the capital of the United States AND where all the important government stuff happens (also home to a lot of pigeons).
Washington DC
This sea animal has eight arms, blue blood, and its brain is shaped like a donut!
Octopus
This is what Miss Ansari says when the class is way too loud and she’s giving us the look.
YO!!!!!!!!
This number is the only one that is not represented by Roman numerals.
Zero
This thing gets wetter the more it dries. What is it?
A towel
What is the name of the iconic school, home to Mrs. Johnson and Ms. Ansari.. during different times
This giant animal has pink milk and sweats red to protect its skin from the sun.
A hippo
Mrs. Johnson is having a hard day... what beverage can you typically find in her hand?
some kinda fruity energy drink
This part of your body never stops growing, even after the rest of you stops.
Your hair
I’m full of holes, but I still hold water. What am I?
Sponge
This planet is known for its red color, but it doesn’t actually have any Kool-Aid on it.
Mars
This animal can hold its breath longer than a dolphin—even though it lives on land and moves very, very slowly.
A sloth
This is the magical item that disappears every time you actually need one.
A pencil
This is the only planet in our solar system that spins sideways like it just doesn’t care.
If a rooster lays an egg on a roof, which way will it roll?
Roosters don't lay eggs!
This ancient civilization built the pyramids and probably had the best mummies, but they didn’t have any pyramids made of cake.
Egypt
This bug can survive being flushed down a toilet, crawling on Miss Ansari's feet, and even a nuclear explosion (don’t try this at home).
Roach
The real reason our teachers teach us every day. (Besides loving us, of course.)
SUMMMMERRRR BREAKKKKK DUH
This is the only planet in our solar system that spins sideways like it just doesn’t care.
The letter Q
How many times does it take Miss Ansari to get Emmanuel to sit down quietly?
Infinite
This animal sleeps up to 20 hours a day but would be terrible at playing hide-and-seek because it's always in trees.
Sloth
This animal makes a noise that’s louder than a rock concert—and it’s only the size of your pinky finger.
Bet you didnt know it was a shrimp
"Ya'll are not ready to be in 4th grade!"
This is the smallest country in the world, and it’s also inside a city. Fun fact: Miss Ansari has been here!
Vatican City