Animal
Which animal has a long throat?
The ape
What is heavier 1 kg of steel or 1 kg of feathers?
It weighs the same dumbass.
Which animal is always hungry?
The caterpillar
What has keys but cant open locks?
A piano
What has hands but cant clap?
A clock.
What goes up but never goes down?
Your age.
What has one eye but cannot see?
A needle.