Sports
What sport were Saige and MP discussing in Instagram DMs before they started dating?
Formula 1
In which state did MP and Saige get engaged?
Idaho
1+1=?
2
What is Saige's Taco Bell drink order?
Baja blast no ice
How many members of the wedding party have worked at the same place as Saige and who are they?
6 - Emily, Chris, Dana, Melissa, Amanda, Devin
Saige's grandfather played college basketball with Bill Russell. How many NBA championships did Russell go on to win after being inspired by the great Papa Darol?
11
What did Saige's shirt say on the day he met MP's mom, Rosemary?
A. Garlic
B. Pepper
C. Chili
D. Onion
A. Garlic
Left Coast Bias has a $5 entry fee. When registration closes, 204 people have submitted brackets. How much money did Saige collect?
$1020
At what fast food restaurant would Saige order a baked potato and a sugar cookie?
Wendy's
How many people in Saige's wedding party have attended a Noah Kahan concert with the groom and who are they?
6 - Dana, Emily, Kevin, Melissa, Amanda, The Big E
Saige, Katie, Jill, Kale, and Taylor worked the 2015 US Open at Chambers Bay. Who won?
Points count if you put Kale and Taylor!
What is Ole Miss's record for the 4 football games Saige and MP have attended together?
4-0
Saige and Chris are at the driving range. They bring 32 golf balls. Saige hits all 32 first, then retrieves all but one. Then it’s Chris’s turn to hit all the remaining golf balls and retrieve them, but he also loses one. If this pattern continues, who will take the 12th turn, and how many golf balls will he hit?
Chris - 21
What Mississippi meal is one of Saige's rotating phone backgrounds?
Shrimp Boil
What song did Saige, Matthew, and Chandler dance to in a high school male beauty pageant?
Single Ladies
The Kentucky Derby sometimes falls on Saige's birthday. Which of the following is not a horse that has won on May 4th?
A. Sablewind
B. Mystik Dan
C. War Emblem
D. Spend A Buck
A. Sablewind
Where did MP and Saige go on their first date?
Parkville Market then to MP's apartment to watch the 49ers lose
The wedding party consists of 30 people, plus Saige and MP. The photographer takes 3 photos of Saige with every person, 3 of MP with every person, and 3 with the couple and every person.
How many individual photos will the photographer take in total?
270 photos
Saige has been known to write on the whiteboard at the mini café requesting a restock of Lorna Doone cookies. In what year were Lorna Doone cookies first introduced in the US?
A. 1947
B. 1965
C. 2002
D. 1912
D. 1912
Which member of the wedding party grew up in the neighborhood where Saige's grandparents live?
Melissa
Francis Ouimet's famous victory in the 1913 U.S. Open came after an 18-hole playoff against which two golfers?
A. Harry Vardon and Ted Ray
B. J.H. Taylor and James Braid
C. Walter Hagen and Gene Sarazen
D. Bobby Jones and Chick Evans
A. Harry Vardon and Ted Ray
What countries have Saige and MP visited together (in order of travel)?
Portugal, Italy, Croatia
Saige's intramural basketball team scored 97 points. They made 7 more two-pointers than three-pointers. They also made 18 free throws. How many two-pointers and three-pointers did they make?
20 two-pointers and 13 three-pointers
*three-pointers all made by Saige
What is Saige's favorite specialty Dr. Pepper flavor?
Dr. Pepper Cream Soda
Who did Saige golf with the first time MP tagged along?
Devin
How many NBA Finals appearances have the Utah Jazz had and who were there opponents?
2 - Chicago Bulls both times
What show did MP and Saige not watch together?
A. Breaking Bad
B. Your Friends and Neighbors
C. Shrinking
D. Fargo
C. Shrinking
Saige buys 8 boxes of Trader Joe's mochi for the freezer. Each box contains 6 pieces of mochi.
On Monday, he eats 25% of all the mochi he bought. On Tuesday, he eats 8 more pieces. On Wednesday, MP discovers the situation and hides 1/4 of the remaining mochi to preserve supplies.
How many pieces of mochi are left in the freezer for Saige after MP hides the mochi?
21 pieces
One of Saige's favorite Taco Bell locations features a miniature Taco Bell next to the drive-thru line. In what city and state is this Taco Bell located?
San Diego, CA
How many people in the combined wedding party has Saige been to a Disney Park with (MP not included) and who are they?
3 - Scott, Peggy, Meredith
Which two teams played in the first sporting event ever broadcast on ESPN (bonus points if you name the sport)?
A. Milwaukee Schlitzes vs. Kentucky Bourbons
B. Hartford Whalers vs. Washington Capitals
C. Colorado vs. Oregon
D. Pittsburgh vs. BYU
A. Milwaukee Schlitzes vs Kentucky Bourbons
*slow-pitch softball
What is the name of the Squishmallow on Saige and MP's guest bed?
A. Camette
B. Le Chat
C. Catherine (Cat for short)
D. Karl Anthony Towns (Kat for short)
A. Camette
Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind one door is a car; behind the others, goats. You pick a door, say No. 1, and the host, who knows what's behind the doors, opens another door, say No. 3, which has a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to pick door No. 2?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice?
Yes
What sweet treat did Saige sample every flavor of and rank in Disney World?
Dole Whip
Saige and Kevin were on the same beer Olympics team the day after he met MP. What color team were they on?
Green
MP and Saige watched Frances Tiafoe play Gregor Dimitrov at the 2024 US Open Quarterfinals. How many sets did that match go?
4
One of Saige's favorite photos of MP is in front of an ice cream truck at the Ben & Jerry's factory. What phrase is written on the side of the truck?
A. Best of the best
B. Vermont's finest, all natural
C. Vermont's best, duh
D. Mooooooo
B. Vermont's finest, all natural
Using only addition, how do you add eight 8’s and get the number 1000?
888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1000
What Trader Joe's treat is Saige's current hyper-fixation?
Mochi
Saige and MP met at Devin's birthday party in 2021 where they watched the New Britain Bees take on?
A. Vermont Lakemonsters
B. Westfield Starfires
C. Nashua Silverknights
D. Pittsfield Suns
B. Westfield Starfires
What was the final score of Arizona’s victory over Houston in the 2026 Big 12 Men’s Basketball Championship game?
A. 78-72
B. 79-74
C. 82–77
D. 74–69
B. 79-74
Every time the song "Put Your Records On" comes on, MP asks Saige to name the artist who sings it. Who is the artist who sings that song?
Corinne Bailey Rae
Solve for x:
3(x−4)+2x=4(x+1)−7
A. x=9
B. x=3
C. x=1
D. x=7
A. x=9
(I googled this sorry if it's wrong)
At Taco Bell, what question does an employee ask Saige that prompts him to respond, "No thanks, all good man!"?
"Do you want any sauce?"
Saige will have two wedding officiant gigs under his belt by the end of the year. Who are the brides of those weddings?
Jill and Emily
Draymond Green (the greatest player to ever play the game... and also the sweetest) nearly recorded a triple-double in Game 7 of the 2016 NBA Finals. What were his stats?
A. 33 points, 14 rebounds, 9 assists
B. 33 points, 12 rebounds, 9 assists
C. 32 points, 15 rebounds, 9 assists
D. 24 points, 9 rebounds, 10 assists
C. 32 points, 15 rebounds, 9 assists
In one of Saige and MP's early text conversations, Saige sent a photo of a car he photoshopped onto the infamous Kim Kardashian Paper magazine "Break the Internet" cover. What color, make, and model is that car?
A. Black Lamborghini Urus
B. Red Mini Cooper Countryman
C. White Toyota Corolla
D. Mint green Ford Fiesta
D. Mint green Ford Fiesta
What did Saige write on his calculus exam after only answering the number of questions he needed to get an A in the class?
Have a good summer!
Saige and MP keep a shared note on their phones that Saige updates whenever he needs certain flavors of what item restocked?
Mio
Which of these is Saige most excited about this year?
A. Whale watching off the coast of Maine
B. His impending Hoopfest win
C. Reading a good book
D. Getting married with his favorite people by his side!!!
D!!!!!
:) love y'all so much -mp