Summer hink pinks
What do you call the smell that you get when you don't clean out the sink drainer in the summer?
A sink stink.
What does a frog do when he jumps on a table?
Hops on top.
What direction is always at the top of a map?
a. North
b. South
What is north.
What do you call your mother's sister?
a. cousin
b. aunt
c. grandmother
What is aunt.
What goes up when the rain comes down, but goes down when the rain stops?
What is an umbrella.
What do you call a boy named
Frederick when he gets sunburned?
Red Fred
What do you call the flag that is placed in a hole in the golf course?
A pole in a hole.
In what direction does the sun set?
a. East
b. West
What is the West.
What do you call your dad's brother?
a. Cousin
b. Granfather
c. Uncle
What is uncle.
What comes out in the thousands when the sun goes down and goes away when the sun come up?
What are stars.
What do you call a dog who accidentally falls into the swimming pool?
A wet pet.
What do you call a small insect that walks on your cactus?
An ant on a plant.
Which continent is further south?
a. Australia
b. North America
What is Australia.
What do you call the children of your aunt and uncle?
a. Great aunt
b. Great uncle
c. Cousins
What is cousins.
When is a ruler like a part of the body?
When it's a foot.
What do you call a gardening show that lasts 60 minutes?
A flower hour
What do you call an unhappy look on the face of a circus performer who juggles and has a big red nose?
A frown on a clown.
Where is the Pacific Ocean?
a. East Coast
b. West Coast
What is the West Coast.
What do you call your mother's mother or your father's mother?
a. Grandmother
b. Great Aunt or Great Uncle
c. Second Cousins
What is grandmother.
What turns color in the fall and begins again in the spring?
What are leaves.
What do you call the place you sleep when you are camping and there is a huge wind storm?
A bent tent.
What do you call a chance to earn ten cents when you work at something?
Time for a dime.
What is the weather like at the equator?
a. cool
b. hot
c. warm
What is hot.
What do you call grandmother's mother?
a. Great Aunt
b. Second Cousin
c. Great Grandmother
What is your Great Grandmother.
What do antelopes, caribou, and elk have in common?
They are all in the deer family.