What is wine?
This fantastic husband had a normal amount of wives that all turned out fantastic and lived happily ever after.
Who is King Henry VIII?
In this country, it is illegal to chew gum
What is Singapore?
Ablutophobia
What is a fear of bathing?
Who's there?
What is knock knock?
A colored liquid used to cure hangovers
What is Gatorade?
This queen went head over heels for some cake
Who is Marie Antoinette?
In this US state, wearing a fake mustache that causes laughter is not allowed
What is Alabama?
Nomophobia
What is a fear of being without your phone?
Bears, vodka, snow
What is Russia?
A drink that "keeps you hydrated" and that I "should drink more"
What is water?
This war against the birds was lost by a real military
What is the Emu war?
In this US state, it is illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket
What is Alabama?
Turophobia
What is a fear of cheese?
Unscramble: ikMe bCaeMc si mudb
What is Mike McCabe is dumb
Some say drinking too much of this will get you drunk and is bad for you, but I have yet to see this happen
What is alcohol?
This totally normal and sane emperor just really liked large fires, some may say a little too large
Who was Nero?
In this country, it is illegal to be drunk in a pub
What is the United Kingdom?
Coulrophobia
What is a fear of clowns?
This person holds the world record for being the funniest person in the world
Who is Dan McCabe?

A yummy clear drink
What is everclear?
A faked event that for some reason people think happened before we had cameras in our phones
What is the moon landing?
In this state captital, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or streetlamp.
What is Atlanta?
Omphalophobia
What is a fear of belly buttons?
This large mammal that lives in the water weighs approximately the same amount as 1/3 of Michael McCabe
What is a blue whale?