Jokes/Riddles
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Gummy bear
Omw
On my way
No cap
No lie
8+9=17
17
Name a Hmong store
Asian super market
Tc market
Golden Bowl
why did the student take a ladder to school?
He wanted to go to high school
ETA
Estimated Time of Arrival
Delulu
Delusional
5+(6x9)
59
Name a high school
Duncan Polytechnical
McLane
Roosevelt
Fresno
Bullard
Central East
Sunnyside
Hoover
Cambridge
San Joaquin
What do you call a dinosaur that’s sleeping?
A dinosnore
TIA
Thanks in Advance
Touch grass
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Math strategy to help compute in operational order,
Parenthesis
Exponent
Multiplication
Division
Addition
Subtract
What street in A Star Buffet located?
Kings Canyon
Cesar Chavez
What do you call a fake noodle?
Impasta
NGL
Not gonna lie
Cooked
Dead, trouble
How do you find the perimeter of a figure?
Add together the length of all sides
What event is held in December every year for 4 days at the Fresno fairground?
Hmong New Year
Why can’t your nose be longer than 12 inches?
Because it is not a foot!
TLDR
Too long, didn’t read
Ate
A phrase to praise someone who did something exceptionally well
The barn on Clovis and Olive is in the shape of a pentagon. How many sides does a pentagon have?
5 sides
What Main Street was recently changed back to its original name?
Kings canyon