Childhood Chronicles
Jaleya’s childhood resume included:
A) Competitive basketball with relatives.
B) Paintball and BB gun warfare with questionable supervision.
C) Tactical water balloon strikes on passing vehicles with her father.
D) Household plumbing experiments involving her mother’s belongings.
E) All of the above
E) All of the above.
What is Jaleya's Zodiac Sign?
A) Aquarius
B) Sagittarius
C) Capricorn
D) Scorpio
D) Scorpio
Jaleya was most likely to get in trouble for...
A) Laughing at the wrong time.
B) Not paying attention.
C) Bullying other classmates.
D) Talking too much.
D) Talking too much.
If Jaleya books a trip, where has she already checked off the list?
A) Thailand, Jamaica, England, Dominican Republic
B) Bahamas, Dominican Republic, England, Mexico
C) Bahamas, Grand Cayman Islands, Jamaica, Dominican Republic
D) Jamaica, Thailand, Dominican Republic, Canada
C) Bahamas, Grand Cayman Islands, Jamaica, Dominican Republic
Where did Jaleya and Jensen’s story begin?
A) McDonald’s
B) Auburn Mall
C) A friend’s house
D) UHealth Solutions
D) UHealth Solutions
As a child, Jaleya wanted to become a
A) Cop
B) Lawyer
C) Teacher
D) Doctor
C) Teacher
Before preschool, Jaleya was absolutely convinced her real name was…
A) Amy
B) Jay
C) Jugie
D) GG
C) Jugie
If Jaleya had to choose one color forever, what would it be?
A) Pink
B) Black
C) Blue
D) Purple
C) Blue
During group projects, Jaleya was usually the one who…
A) Kept everyone organized
B) Made sure things got done
C) Helped where needed
D) Brought good energy to the group
B) Made sure things got done
Describe Jaleya as a packer.
A) She will wait until the day of and somehow remember everything.
B) She overthinks, plans, and packs ahead of time but still might forget a thing or two.
C) What is packing? Just buy everything there.
D) CHAOS.
B) She overthinks, plans, and packs ahead of time but still might forget a thing or two.
What year did Jaleya & Jensen say “I do”?
A) 2021
B) 2019
C) 2017
D) 2020
A) 2021
What is Jaleya's current job title?
A) Outreach Case Manager
B) Transitions Coordinator
C) Therapist
D) Stay At Home Mama
B) Transitions Coordinator
What were Jaleya's pets' names?
A) Brownie & Snuggles
B) Bear & Luna
C) Lucky & Oreo
D) Charlie Brown
D) Charlie Brown
At a family function, what plate is Jaleya grabbing first? What plate would Jaleya reach for first?
A) Birria tacos, extra messy
B) Chicken linguine
C) Rice and pernil
D) Lasagna fresh out the oven
C) Rice and Pernil
If Jaleya wasn’t at her station in shop, where was she most likely?
A) Having a spa day in the facial room with her friends
B) Giving out unsupervised perms like a neighborhood stylist
C) Waxing her eyebrows with way too much confidence
D) Watching Netflix in the supply closet
A) Having a spa day in the facial room with her friends
After hearing Jaleya’s name 14 times and still not getting it right, cruise staff settled on…
A) Jalaya
B) Jayla
C) Halaya
D) Julia
C) Halaya
After getting married, Jaleya & Jensen chose to…
A) Took Jensen’s last name
B) Created a new last name of their own
C) Combined both last names
D) Kept Jaleya’s last name
B) Created a new last name of their own
Jaleya’s work personality is best described as…
A) Friendly and easygoing, just happy to be there
B) Quiet, independent, and keeps to herself
C) Social, sharp, gets things done, and speaks up when needed
D) Chill until something makes absolutely no sense
C) Social, sharp, gets things done, and speaks up when needed
Jaleya’s childhood headquarters was basically…
A) State Pool
B) School
C) Nana's House
D) Xtra Mart
A) State Pool
Jaleya’s at Applebee’s. What drink is showing up at the table?
A) Spicy Mango Margarita with tajín rim
B) Strawberry Margarita with sugar rim
C) Cosmopolitan with lime garnish
D) Old Fashioned with orange twist
B) Strawberry Margarita with sugar rim
Jaleya’s school survival strategy was:
A) Stay ahead
B) Stay organized
C) Figure it out as you go
D) Panic, pray, and submit
D) Panic, pray, and submit
On vacation, Jaleya is most likely…
A) Swimming in the pool
B) Smoking a blunt
C) Eating some good food
D) Doing all three depending on the hour
D) Doing all three depending on the hour
Jaleya has two boys—but people always mix up their names. What are their actual names?
A) Nicholas and Jaxon
B) Jack and Nic
C) Jackie and Nicholas
D) Nicolas and Jack
D) Nicolas and Jack
At work, Jaleya is most likely to…
A) Help people while also pushing them to advocate for themselves
B) Give people endless chances with little accountability
C) Keep her head down and stay out of everything
D) Focus strictly on completing tasks and moving on
A)Help people while also pushing them to advocate for themselves
Which hairstyle was basically Jaleya’s signature school look growing up?
A) Ponytails and slick backs
B) Cornrows and braided styles
C) Natural curls
D) Pigtails and barrettes
B) Cornrows and braided styles
What name almost made it onto Jaleya’s birth certificate?
A) Jamie Lynn Rosario
B) Janessa Marie Gosselin
C) Julissa Marie Rosario
D) Amarie Marie Rosario
B) Janessa Marie Gosselin
If Jaleya went back to school tomorrow, which degree best aligns with her future goals?
A) Master of Social Work
B) Master of Business
C) Master of Communications
D) Master of Forensic Psychology
A) Master of Social Work
If Jaleya gets pulled aside by TSA, it’s probably because…
A) Her bag somehow weighs 47 pounds for a 2-day trip
B) She packed enough snacks for a family of six
C) TSA has questions about the weed situation
D) She forgot there was something in her bag requiring a very awkward explanation
C) TSA has questions about the weed situation
What is most likely to start a playful argument in Jaleya & Jensen’s house?
A) Food
B) Parenting styles
C) Who the kids look like more
D) Who’s more stubborn
C) Who the kids look like more
What is Professional Jay least tolerant of?
A) Excuses
B) Poor communication
C) Lack of accountability
D) Weaponized incompetence
D) Weaponized incompetence
What bold decision did little Jaleya make right before a family photoshoot?
A) Become her own hairstylist
B) Change her entire outfit last minute
C) Start unnecessary drama over getting ready
D) Test everyone’s patience before leaving
A) Become her own hairstylist
Jaleya in social settings is basically…
A) Quiet until the vibe feels right
B) Very outgoing on accident
C) Introvert tendencies with extrovert results
D) Depends entirely on the people and the vibe
D) Depends entirely on the people and the vibe
Which course would Jaleya avoid at all costs?
A) Anatomy & Physiology
B) Abnormal Psychology
C) Public Speaking
D) Statistics
C) Public Speaking
Jaleya gets a free vacation tomorrow. Where is she booking?
A) Hyatt Zilara All-Inclusive Resort — Cancun, Mexico
B) Chai Lai Orchid Elephant Hotel — Chiang Mai, Thailand
C) Eiffel Tower — Paris, France
D) Nickelodeon All-Inclusive Resort — Punta Cana, Dominican Republic
B) Chai Lai Orchid Elephant Hotel — Chiang Mai, Thailand
Who runs the household?
A) Jaleya
B) Jensen
C) Nicolas
D) Jack
D) Jack
What are Jaleya’s long-term career goals?
A) Become a social worker for DCF
B) Travel the world as an influencer
C) Open an independent living center and private therapy practice
D) Work in criminal psychology
C) Open an independent living center and private therapy practice