Superhero Badly Explained Backstory
Kid gets radioactive trauma and then kills a mentally ill man on a hover board
Spiderman
An overprotective dad travels across the ocean because his son did the unthinkable and touched a boat.
Finding Nemo
A place where you pay hundreds of dollars to become a part-time carpenter.
IKEA
Man builds world altering invention in a cave with a box of scraps
Iron Man
Overpowered blue man helps poor kid defeat evil wizard and his bird.
Aladdin
A place where your hand leaves covered in makeup you didn't buy.
Sephora
Man's parents get killed by a clown, he does not cope in a healthy way.
Batman
A girl steals a rock, causes climate change, and then has to return it.
Moana
The world's largest impulse purchase machine.
Amazon
Good looking Alien who defeat anything except some shiny green rocks from his planet.
Superman
A woman develops feelings for her kidnapper.
Beauty and the Beast
Expensive pajamas marketed as athletic wear.
Lululemon
Boomer veteran teams up with a bunch of people half his age after taking a VERY long nap.
Captain America
Restaurant violates an insane amount of health and safety laws but somehow becomes famous even though the chef is disgusting.
Ratatouille
A store that charges you money so you can spend even more money. Don't forget your hotdog on the way out!
Costco