Bible
Who was the first king of Israel?
Nay israel qedamay nugus men eyu
Saul
Saol
Q: 15 + (6 × 4) = ?
👉 6 × 4 = 24 → 24 + 15 = 39
What has many teeth but cannot bite?
Bzuh sni zelewo gn zeynakes
Comb
Three doctors say Robert is their brother. Robert says he has no brothers. How is this possible?
The doctored are Robert’s sisters
I’m the fastest land animal with black spots. What am I
Cheetah
Who interpreted Pharaohs dreams in Egypt?Â
Ab Egypt Nay pheron hlmi zfethe men eyu
Joseph
Q: (8 + 2) × (5 − 1) = ?
👉 10 × 4 = 40
What question can you never answer “yes” to truthfully?
Are u a sleep
You buy a shirt for $25 and pants for $40. You pay with $100. How much change do you get?
Answer: $35
👉 25 + 40 = 65 → 100 − 65 = 35
I’m black and white and eat bamboo. What am I
Panda
Q: How many animals did Moses take on the ark?
It was not Mussie it was Noah
Q: (2 + 3) × (4 + 1) × 2 =
5 × 5 × 2 = 50
What has four legs but can’t walk
Chair or table
You buy something for $60, sell it for $70, then buy it back for $80 and sell again for $90. How much profit?
Answer: $20 profit
👉 +10, -10, +10, +10 = +20 total
I live in the ocean and am the biggest animal on Earth.what am I
A whale
What did Solomon build for God?
The Temple in Jerusalem
Q: (48 ÷ 8) + (9 × 2) = ?
👉 6 + 18 = 24
What lives in winter but dies in summer
Snowman
A shepherd has 50 sheep. 17 run away, but 9 come back. How many sheep are left?
Answer: 42 sheep
👉 50 − 17 + 9 = 42
I carry my home on my back and move slowly.
Turtle
How many chapters are in the book of Psalms?
150
Q: (10 + 2) × (3 + 1) − (8 ÷ 2) = ?
👉 12 × 4 = 48 → 8 ÷ 2 = 4 → 48 − 4 = 44
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
Piano
A man is running in the rain without an umbrella. His hair doesn’t get wet. How?
He’s bold
I am a bird but I cannot fly and I run very fast. What am I
Ostrich