What is your partners shoe size?
8
What did one sushi roll say to the bee?
Wasabi
Theoretically, I can't fly.
Halloween Town II
Wake up, little bunnies!
Hop, little bunnies, hop, hop, hop
What is my title at work?
Universal Banker I
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He Neverlands.
Something is very wrong, I didn't get my way... I need to lay down.
Wicked
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
What is my favourite song by CCR?
Long as I see the light
Why did the ghost cross the road?
To get to the Other Side.
I'm not rich. My parents are rich.
The Proposal
People said he was useless
Them people all were fools
'Cause Curtis Loew was the finest picker
To ever play the blues
How old was I when I got my learners license?
18
I was gonna tell a joke about Sodium, but then I thought
NA
What am I? A duck?
Princess Diaries
Like a ship blown from its mooring
By a wind off the sea
Like a seed dropped by a skybird
In a distant wood
Who can say if I've been changed for the better?
But because I knew you
I have been changed for good
what is my iced coffee order from 7B?
Large Cookie Butter Blondie with lite ice add caramel drizzle
If you’re ever attacked by a group of clowns
go for the juggler.
Congratulations San Francisco, you've ruined pizza! First the Hawaiians, and now YOU!
inside out
You're my rock, my Colorado
Got that ring, just like Toronto