Things your ex did
When you randomly decide to make a large purchase.
What is buy a new car without your husband knowing.
When you decide to give oral to your partner.
What is road head.
When you run up the gas bill to over $3,000.
Who is Emily
He who stares at the abyss then sees a shiny light.
Who is Butters.
I have the brain of Butters.
Who is Grace.
When you can’t help out around the house because you’re “too tired”.
What is jacking off.
When you are bummed bc your spouse doesn’t want to “do it” after having a baby.
What is being understanding during postpartum.
When taekwondo isn’t considered “real karate”.
Who is Alan
I growl at you but still want you to pet me.
Who is Marley.
When you say you wanna work things out yet nothing changes.
What is working on the marriage.
When you question going to Chick Fil A because it’s not vegan.
Who is Amy.
Don’t leave food around because I’m a fatty with no self-control.
Who is Nola.
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, but that’s just the rules.
Who is Bella.
When you’re working on things with your spouse, but your spouse has other plans.
What is sleeping with your coworker.
When you can’t talk to your spouse because it always ends up being your fault.
What is have open communication.
You wanna go on vacation but only if you pick where to go.
Who is Amy.
I eat bubbles for dinner.
Who is Nola.
Just 3 more minutes, it’s almost over.
Who is Ava.
This person struggles to admit any wrongdoing, and is always right.
Who is Emily.
I love my special cheese.
Who is Marley.