movies
Scientists create dinosaurs and are shocked when dinosaurs act like dinosaurs.
Jurassic Park
This is how most people arrive at Haig Point unless they are secretly very committed swimmers.
haig point ferry
nah i would rather eat illegals
ben
Small child breaks into a stranger’s house, steals food, destroys furniture, and takes a nap.
Goldilocks and the Three Bears
This song explains that nobody eats like Gaston because apparently that’s important.
gaston
Kid gets bit by a spider and decides homework isn't stressful enough.
Spider-Man
This historic building at Haig Point was once a mansion and is now used as an inn and gathering place.
Mansion
if ben was here he would eat it
caroline F
Pigeon spends an entire book failing to obtain a driver’s license.
Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus!
This song is sung while flying over rooftops on a magic carpet.
a whole new world
Purple alien collects shiny rocks and needs a hobby.
Avengers: Infinity War
best waist of money
horse stables
that early morning grind yk
caroline H
Boy discovers a wardrobe and immediately gets recruited into international conflict.
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
A crab spends an entire song convincing someone to stay underwater.
under the sea
Teenagers get summer jobs for approximately 12 minutes before turning the country club into a full concert and relationship crisis.
high school musical 2
At this place, one person’s old treasure becomes another person’s “WAIT I’VE ALWAYS WANTED THIS.”
swap shop
just got rejected 😂
vic
Child discovers his principal is hiding approximately 17 crimes underground.
holes
This song asks if a girl and a beast can fall in love
Beauty and the Beast
Local man becomes billionaire and responds by dressing like a flying appliance.
iron man
great place just don't get the cops called on you
helmis center
piErOd GiRrLlyY
ben
A striped criminal enters a house uninvited and convinces children that property damage is entertainment.
the cat in the hat
Simba’s future gets explained in one dramatic circle.
circle of life