Badly Described
Catchphrases
Bosses
Side NGAs
Name The Title
Badly Described 2
locations
100
An AI and her emotionally unavailable chauffeur argue with space monks while everyone ignores obvious workplace safety hazards.
Halo
100
“It’s-a-me, Mario!”
Mario
100
Ender Dragon
100
Luigi
100
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Resident Evil Biohazard
100
“Tactical realism” but everyone is yelling and jumping like caffeinated rabbits.
Call of Duty
100
Doom's Domain/Fortnite
200
A man hears voices, screams back, and somehow becomes the country's greatest hero.
Skyrim
200
Moaning, Grumbling, Snarling, Roaring, Hissing, Growling and Grunting
Zombie/Minecraft
200
Bowser
200
Diddy Kong
200
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Star Wars Battlefront
200
Brightly colored professionals repeatedly fail to escort a robot through emotional damage zones.
Overwatch
200
Blackreach
300
"Where did this nine-foot-tall mutant get a trench coat?"
Resident Evil
300
"Sorry, but I'm not on the menu."
Leon Kennedy
300
Nine Toes
300
Chris Redfield
300
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Minecraft
300
The apocalypse, but cel-shaded and somehow even more sarcastic.
Borderlands
300
RoundTable Hold/Elden Ring
400
A person with no known qualifications becomes an architect, miner, farmer, engineer, and interdimensional explorer in a single week.
Minecraft
400
"Hail to the king, baby!"
Duke Nukem
400
Mr.X
400
Micah Bell/RDR2
400
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Gears Of War
400
A very loud parking lot fight between gods, geniuses, and guys with metal suits.
Marvel Rivals
400
Bakers house/Resident Evil 7
500
"Nice city you have there. Shame if something emerged beneath it."
Gears of War
500
"Get over here!"
Mortal Kombat/Scorpion
500
Albert Wesker
500
Aku Aku
500
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Crash Bandicoot
500
A father figure speedruns emotional trauma.
The Last of Us
500
RDR2 Valentine
600
Professional rolling enthusiast repeatedly headbutts impossible odds.
Elden Ring
600
"We're thieves, in a world that don't want us no more."
Arthur Morgan
600
Morgott
600
Elizabeth
600
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Call of Duty Black Ops
600
Collect rocks, build hut, become dinosaur snack, repeat until enlightenment.
Ark
600
Normandy/Mass Effect
700
One person's emotional family reunion turns into the extinction of several factions.
Fallout
700
“No gods or kings. Only man.”
Bioshock/Andrew Ryan
700
Lord Shimura
700
Lydia
700
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Halo
700
A game about changing colors so fast you forget who you are emotionally.
Meccha Chameleon
700
Nightcity/Cyberpunk 2077
800
"We'll bang, okay?" somehow becomes military strategy.
Mass Effect
800
“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”
Half-Life/G-man
800
Sigrun/Valkyrie
800
Daxter
800
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BruteForce
800
“Please don’t be violent in front of the child” — immediately becomes violent in front of the child.
God of War
800
Star Wars Battlefront
900
It’s a tropical vacation where your whole itinerary is “get kidnapped, escape, then become the most dangerous man on the island by collecting knives, animals, and bad ideas.”
Far Cry 3
900
“Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer.”
Javik/Mass Effect
900
Rick
900
Johnny Gat
900
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Voodoo Vince
900
Guy in cowboy outfit is forced by government to babysit his old crime friends across a giant mud sandbox while everyone he meets has severe emotional damage or wants him dead.
Red Dead Redemption
900
Rapture/Bioshock