The Government Files
This is the age Gwen is turning in 2026.
What is 29?
This former member of one of music’s biggest family made-up RnB groups is Gwen’s favorite solo musician.
Who is Michael Jackson?
This sometimes invisible man was Gwen’s first wrestler that she connected to.
Who is John Cena?
One of Gwen’s favorite TV shows as a kid was full of furry monsters, learning, and singing.
What is Sesame Street?
Being vegan can sometimes be hard when you want something quick to eat, but this totally legit Mexican spot is Gwen’s go-to.
What is Taco Bell?
This town not only housed Bob Dylan and The Band, but also is where Gwen works.
Where is Woodstock, NY?
The Gallagher brothers, who made biblical waves in 90s Britpop, are Gwen’s favorite band.
Who are Oasis?
Eat your vitamins and say your prayers in hell brother! Gwen was ecstatic when this wrestler died in 2025.
Who is Hulk Hogan?
In Gwen’s bedroom, they have a shelf specifically dedicated to the works of this famous puppeteer and artist.
Who is Jim Henson?
While her favorite team is the Brooklyn Nets, Gwen rooted for this team in the 2026 NBA Finals.
Who are the New York Knicks?
While the world was turned upside down, Gwen was graduating from SUNY Ulster in this year.
When is 2020?
This band used skeletons, bears and turtles as their “mascots” and takes up significant space in Gwen’s record collection and clothing choices.
Who are Grateful Dead?
DAILY DOUBLE-SKI
In 2005, Gwen was properly introduced to professional wrestling from this piece of wrestling media.
What is Smackdown! Magazine?
This is the name of Gwen’s puppet “friend” who is money hungry and full of themselves.
Who is Harrie?
Along with all of the stuffed animals Gwen has, she also has a friend skeleton that lives in her car.
Who is Rose?
Both of Gwen’s wrists were cracked open in this year.
When is 2023?
In 2012, Gwen and Andrea saw this blooming Canadian popstar at Barclays Center.
Who is Justin Bieber?
Gwen’s all time favorite wrestler is Will Ospreay, known as “The Aerial Assassin”. Besides Will, Gwen’s favorite high flying wrestler used to Lie, Cheat and Steal to get the win.
Who is Eddie Guerrero?
Ooo Baby a Triple!
Both of Gwen’s favorite muppet characters are blue, silly, and start with the same letter of the alphabet.
Who are Gonzo and Grover?
While Spider-man, Superman and Batman are Gwen’s top three superheroes, this mutant team had Gwen’s favorite comic book ever published.
Who are the X-Men?
Before the hospitalizations became a staple of the 2010s, Gwen first major illness was this.
What is Lymes Disease?
When it’s time to add a new album to the rotation, Gwen will usually choose to go to this Kingston record shop.
What is Freak Out Spot?
The first PPV Gwen experienced in person was AEW’s World’s End in 2023 which took place in this area of New York.
Where is Long Island?
Gwen has done two paid puppet performances for this Saugerties venue.
Where is Opus 40?
Before music was her passion, Gwen, at one point in her childhood, wanted to grow up to be this.
What is grass?