FMK
Salt, Pepper, Garlic Powder
F: Garlic Powder
M: Salt
K: Pepper
After graduating, Chip first moved to this city
Oakland
I'm having fun
Chip is born (day, month, year)
July 7th, 1997
EXAMPLE: A celestial object with gravity so strong light cannot escape, which also counts as an amazing ace on a golf course.
Black Hole in One
Kettl Bowery (RIP), Kettl Greenpoint, Kettl Sen Mon Ten
F: Bowery
M: Greenpoint
K: Sen Mon Ten (obviously)
This city in Korea is where Chip taught English for a year
Incheon
C-H-I-P-O-N-G-I-A-N
Chip graduates from undergrad at UT (year)
2019
The nearest grocery store to where Chip lives, where you rudely sit with your legs far apart and encroach on others' space
Wegmanspreading
Mbappe, Messi, Haaland
F: Haaland
M: Messi
K: Mbappe
Chip's alma mater in Austin is also known by this nickname, which references the original size of the campus
The Forty Acres
Chip coined the word "WOM", now used frequently at Kettl Greenpoint (e.g. "the wom is womming"), which stands for this
Well-oiled machine
Chip starts working at Kettl (month and year)
July 2025
This phrase means offering a short prayer before a meal with Chip's favorite singer-songwriter who recently released the single "This is my life"
Say Gracie Abrams
Hukuju, Suiteki, Uji-homare
F: Suiteki
M: Hukuju
K: Uji-homare
Chip once made a powerpoint presentation to convince her parents to move to this US state
If you're lactose intolerant, Chip would tell you to do this everyday
Chip starts teaching in Korea (month, year)
February 2024
Chip's favorite bakery in New York, run by this British actress who starred as Eleven in Stranger Things
Depop, Poshmark, eBay
F: eBay
M: Poshmark
K: Depop
This second largest island in the Philippines, where Chip's mom was born
Mindanao
You might hear Chip exclaim this 3-word, 5-syllable phrase after landing a trick shot. The phrase includes the name of this hand gesture: 🤙
BOOM SHAKA LAKA
Chip does a tea tasting for Zendaya (day, month)
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This is Chip's favorite flavor of Siete chips eaten while playing this recently popularized racket sport
Spicy dill pickleball