What has 13 hearts but no lungs or brain?
A deck of cards
When does Oktoberfest start in germany?
September
I want to be a doctor but i dont have enough
Patience!
Its is, ironically, a lie that this U.S. president said "I cannot tell a lie" when caught cutting down his father's tree.
George Washington
What do these three words have in common:
DIAL, FLOWER, ROOM
SUN!
I have many keys, but cant open a single lock. What am I?
Piano
The Panama hat originated in which country
Ecuador
How did the picture end up in jail? It was...
It was framed!!!
Cleopatra wasn't Egyptian, she was...
Greek
What do these three words have in common:
GOWN, STAND, CLUB
NIGHT!
I am easy to lift, but hard to throw. What am I?
feather
The Kansas city chiefs are based in which U.S. State?
Missouri
I made a pun about the wind, but it...
Blows
The hundred years' war, which was actually 116 years long was fought between England and...
France
What do these three words have in common:
Knife, Fly, Cup
Butter!!
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
The Iconic Caesar salad was not invented in Italy, but in...
Mexico
How do you organize an outer space party? You...
Planet
The Canary Islands are named after what animal?
The dog
What do these three words have in common:
Field, Cry, Law
Out